Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Michelle Obama poses for photos on a trip to Panama City Beach, Florida

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Wiglaf

    I don’t care about the skin.
    I don’t care about the clothes.
    That soul is black.

  • Wiglaf

    Too harsh?

  • 914

    Look’s like Barak is full of indian ink?

  • itismedavid

    Michelle Obama can count on two hands how many Democrats will win re-election this November.

  • Maddox

    Yeah! This ought to help with cap and trade!
    One step closer to total take over.

  • tom51

    It’s not oil; it’s capitalist blood, har har har

  • Invisible Machine Gun! Ratatatatatatat-tat!

  • Two thumbs up from the new spokesperson for Jiffy Lube!

  • Hangtown Bob

    I came here with a pure white dress and all I got was this oil-stained mess!!!

  • Barack is out golfing so I guess I’m going to have to do my own hole plugging.

  • Maggie Mama

    So I just plugged up that old hole; yup, Hans Brinker has nothing on me.

  • Maggie Mama

    Larry King: “Michelle, are you critiquing the President’s physical endowments or the dead fish you just found washed up on the beach?”

  • Maggie Mama

    “I believe that oil is very bad. But oil is black. Oh dear, I’m afraid I’m a racist.”

  • Dewsweeper

    I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.

  • SCSIwuzzy

    Damn it Faith+1, you beat me to it… minus the wookie angle.

  • Scrapiron

    I got rid of 200 pounds of ass so I could wear this ugly dress.

  • “So, thumb on down to Louisiana where the sun don’t shine! I mean, COME on down to where the sun ALWAYS shines…”

  • Flu-Bird

    Two thumbs up for Barack Obama and his campaign against american soventry

  • Unbecoming of a First Lady, Michele Obama reacts to the Lindsay Lohan sentencing.

  • Dana

    Hey America….one in the eye and one up your ass….and you are gonna like it.

  • Bill

    Let’s hear it for the “Oil for Crackers” program!

  • “Hey Michelle, did the oil leak mess up your white dress?”
    “No, but I did run into Michael Jackson once.”

  • rbee

    “I am FLOTUS and I want to give a shout out to my favorite toadie back at the house affectionately known as “grover dill” hey hey Rahmmie!”

  • Silver Bullet

    “This designer dress cost a bundle but with Barry, money is no object. By the way, we used a special jet to fly our dog to Maine so he could enjoy our vacation with us. Wonder how things are going with the little people in the gulf?”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “I push either of these buttons and Boehner’s
    SUV is dust!”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “See….everytime the ‘Pubs engage us, we
    move the goalposts! Say the Cap’nTrade
    discussion is here…….”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “By the pricking of my thumbs
    Something wicked this way comes.”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Yeah…he thought I’d all thumbs on our
    wedding night….but I taught that hounddog
    a few tricks!”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Go ahead, punk. Make my day.”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Allah?…..he’s up there watching over the
    First Family, and taking notes!”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Yeah, but that myth was busted on our second
    date……”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “On our first date, I told him this was the
    norm….and he cried and huddled under the
    blanket all night long!”

  • Faith+1

    With these thumbs I can fix the iPhone4 antenna problem.

  • Syllabucks

    I dragged my butt all the way down to an oil spill and all I got was this damned t-shirt

  • kenneyraisin

    Michelle Obama shows what that little wind up monkey doll looks like without the cymbals

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.