Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Vice President Joe Biden hands out hotdogs to the troops during an appearance on the 'Colbert Report,' Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2010

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • sarahconnor2

    That’s right, Joe. November IS two months away. Mwahahaha…

  • sarahconnor2

    Letterman’s newest segment-
    Stupid Vice President tricks.

  • Rick13

    “Don’t worry, neither one of these has been up my ass!”

  • JAT0

    Biden: “If I said it once I said it twice – these hotdogs are NOT Kosher.”

  • Jer

    Bush brings a complete turkey dinner and all we get from you is a hot dog!?

  • Joe Miller

    Ya got two real empty things here: this box and my head.

  • TexBob

    With the purchase of these hotdogs at $17,000,000 a piece, we now have entered the Second Recovery of Summer.

  • P. Bunyan

    Clueless Joe Biden answers with a gesture when asked what his IQ was.

  • 914

    In a heartfelt gesture, Joe sixpack counts the absentee military ballots from the 2000 election.. Showing that the dems truly do support our Men in uniform.

  • just bob

    With the stimulus we are creating 2 jobs right here, by the way where is the lady with the pooper scooper I just had a senior moment.

  • 914

    “Todays special, 2 Gaffes for the price of 1”

  • DJ Drummond

    “Hey Steven, I forget – am I the most or second-most incompetent person with a title including the word ‘President’?”

  • Wiglaf

    Hey Joe, quick- how many billions in a trillion?

  • john1v6

    Mr. Vice President, how many years until we have a President who shows this much support for the troops?

  • jbwbubba

    Biden tried selling hot dogs today after his job at the 7-11 fell through, because he didn’t have an Indian accent.

  • Shawn

    Says Joe:

    “I was going to give one to President Obama, but, for some reason, he said he’s not allowed to eat pork.”

  • BluesHarper

    Biden asks, “Hey, what comes after this many?”

  • GarandFan

    In two years, I’ll be doing this full time!

  • firefirefire

    This is a big fuckin’ deal,in Europe this means “fuck you”.

  • Jeff Medcalf

    The Vice President, asked about his IQ, begins counting.

  • Joe Miller

    I’ve only had sex with another man twice, but one time I was really drunk.

  • clearmind

    Joe’s confused… he forgot what asking for a number 2 meant…

  • Roy

    If Obama is The One, what are you, Joe?

  • Tom

    “I have three things to tell you……

  • Rob

    Having proven the Peter Principle many times over, Biden demonstrates his new “Biden Principle” of staying with what one can do competently.

  • John

    This “smart ass” just said 2 years is plenty thanks!

  • Hot Dogs and Has Beans

  • guido

    “People, when I say that, look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to eat more hot dogs to keep from getting fat?’ The answer is ‘yes’, that is what I am telling you.”

  • retired military

    $2 trillion hot dogs – Now that is what I call pork barrel spending.

  • retired military

    Biden – “I can think of 3 reasons you should vote for me for president in 2012. 1. I am not Barrack Obama. 2. I can’t mess things up nearly as bad as he can. and umm umm. I can think of 2 reasons you should vote for me for President in 2012”

  • retired military

    Biden – “I am going to give away hot dogs on the count of 3. 1, 2,… I cam going to give away hot dogs on the count of 2”

  • retired military

    Biden – “Obama gets beer summits and I get stuck with hot dogs”

  • retired military

    Biden finally rises to the level of his incompetence.

  • Steve

    Hey Joe, where you going with that bun in your hand?

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Biden – “we may be clueless about policy, but we’ll damn well show some regard for our returning warriors.”

  • jbinnout

    Yes, I did say that Iraq needed to be divided into three sections!

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Gibbsy, can you take over for a moment? I gotta
    go numero dos!

  • Sir Toby Belch

    YEP! Sarge here killed a towel-head with two-fingers right in the eyes. For that we’re giving him free fries and some sorta medal.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    When the military ballots come in, we put ’em
    in a box and cut’em all up with scissors.

  • Bet you jokers didn’t know I could speak Australian!

  • Spike

    Clean, articulate, black people get two free passes for everything they do wrong; white people have to pay twice for each screw up by a clean, articulate black man.

  • Faith+1

    At the annual Toys For Tots collection drive “VP Joe B” showed up to donate a box of meat.

  • Maggie Mama

    Hot Dog! I’ve only made two faux pas today.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “I got TWO tickets…TWO HOT ONES, ringside
    for the big ‘Sergeant Slaughter-Sweet Baby
    Barack Iron Cage Death Match’…..Tell us
    Sarge, whattaya gonna do to him? I understand
    the Secret Service has promised not to intervene….!”

  • Obama: “No Joe… Don’t give ’em the two-pronger… One of Michelle’s toys must’ve got in the box by mistake.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.