Hey, Feminists! Go Make Me A Sandwich

…because you’re sure as hell not worrying about actual sexist attacks on women.

On CNN, a professor referred to Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell as a “whore,” and the host told her to “keep going.”

Meanwhile, a Comcast sports series (and ESPN wannabe) decided it wanted to get the political views of some NFL players. So it asked them, “would you rather see Sarah Palin in the White House or Playboy?”

And let’s not forget that this is the same woman who was greeted by dissenters and detractors with calm, well-reasoned, principled protests such as showing up at her events in T-Shirts proclaiming “SARAH PALIN IS A CUNT.”

Oh, my bad. I forgot. O’Donnell and Palin aren’t “real” women. Because to the feminists, being “a woman” is purely defined on whether or not one supports the right to abortion.

Which is why serial philanderer, sexual predator, and accused rapist Bill Clinton is more of a woman than Sarah Palin — mother of five, grandmother of one — ever will be.

And why O’Donnell is more of a whore than this noted feminist, who publicly offered sexual favors in exchange for advancing her political agenda, ever was.

Sorry, Sarah, the feminists have revoked your ovaries. Kindly report to the re-education and corrective surgery center. And Christine, you’ll have to remove Craig’s List from your potential list of advertising revenues.

However, should the Senate Majority Leader refer to a pro-choice Senator as “the hottest Senator,” they’ll be all over him. But since he’s also pro-choice, all he has to do is apologize — they’re not out for blood, because Harry Reid is, by their definition, a woman, too.

It’s long past time someone sued NOW and the feminist movement for “false advertising.” Their idea of women’s rights starts and stops with one single issue.

So if you’re looking at destroying a woman, the first thing you need to do is determine her position on abortion. If she happens to believe in anything short of absolute choice, for any reason at any time, then feel free to sexualize her, belittle her, and heap the most vile sexual and sexist insults you can — and the feminists will cheerfully turn a blind eye.

That is, if they don’t cheer you on.

Oh, and feminists? Make that a roast beef on white. And cut off the crusts for me.

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Posted by on September 24, 2010.
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  • James H

    Odd. While each wave of feminism is a little different, it does seem to me that modern feminists have forgotten their roots. The 19th century suffrage movement was deeply intertwined with the temperance movement. Both of these drew strength from women’s traditional role as moral guardians.

    I’m not saying that modern feminists should all fulfill the same role, because they shouldn’t. They have the same freedom as men to be what they want to be. But such modern feminists also don’t need to denigrate women in the opposite political camp, as those women hearken to the same place they do.

  • Walter Cronanty

    Notice also how the modern “feminist” has thanked W for all of the Afghani women he freed from the Taliban and its tyrannical enslavement.

  • Eric

    Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell are apostates to the religion of Liberalism. To Liberals, women and minorities are expected to be Liberals.

    For Liberals, people like Sarah Palin, Christine O’Donnell, Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, and Michael Steele are abominations. There needs to be a rational explanation. That is why they are subject to more intense scrutiny than anyone else.

    They need to find or make up things to fit the narrative that these heretics to Liberalism are stupid, evil, foolish, religious nuts, Uncle Toms, etc. As a result, they are then free to throw out their own rules of discourse and are willing to use or turn a blind eye toward blatant racism and misogyny.

  • mag

    Feminist, they are something. Reminds me of a “friend” I use to know who told me she was more of a woman then I was because she had an abortion and I never did.

  • Senor Cardgage

    If it’s not in Jay’s morning cornflakes, it must not exist.

  • John

    So Senor you found an organization that no one ever hear tell of that denounced treatment of women. Did you notice the stunning lack of any reference to main stream “feminist” organizations like NOW. Go find something from NOW that stands up for Palin or O’Donnell and you’ll be on to something.

  • Joe Miller

    So what if Christine O’Donnell is a whore? At least she’s got business experience.

  • DJ

    Typical Alinsky tactics. Refer to rules 4 & 5:

    4. Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

    5. Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

    The right is held to much higher standards than the left, and is bashed by rule #4 whenever possible. A conservative caught red handed like Eleanor Holmes Norton would have been ridden out of town, what’s happened to her? Nothing that I’m aware of.

    As for ridicule? Where to begin, conservative women get it the worst — Jay Teas examples are just a sampling of what they have to put up with.

  • Senor Cardgage

    How’s this, John?

  • WildWillie

    NOW, NAACP, LULAC and other organization who once actually held principled stands have sold their name for cheap political gain. They are all irrelevant and carry no weight. You can be called a racist now and you are almost admired because it is the last refuge of the liberal playbook. That is sad. I grew up in a time where racism was a very serious matter and needed to be focused on. But the NAACP, Black Panthers, Sharpton, Jackson cheapened it for personal gain. ww

  • Knightbrigade

    So ‘barefoot pregnant in the kitchen’ ISN’T the motto of NOW!?

    Can I have a capicola and provolone, and feminist honeys, make sure you wear the cute dress…….

    ALL other NON-feminist woman, you get my deepest respect for being true woman.

  • Steve Crickmore

    Jay, I do think some of the criticsm of female GOP politicians might be sexist. Youthful indiscretions are not tolerated for women as they are for men.

    O`Donnell gets a bad rap, for going out I think on one date in highschool-with someone who dabbled in witchcraft, whereas Bush (he didn’t really care for it unlike his Dad) and Kerry get a perfectly free pass, for joining a secret society, at Yale,” the Skull and Bones” Society at the Tomb. Kerry and Bush, are still members and are sworn not to talk about it, but the initiation featurs or did nudity and ceremonies with well, skulls and bones. You ask me which is creepier? And who gets all the blowback? Of course, the less powerful woman, O`Donnell.

  • http://www.freerepublic.us Brian Richard Allen

    Hmmmm, too bad — I was with you almost all the way on this one.

    But you lost me at: “And cut off the crusts.”

    I really like my feminists to leave the crusts alone!

  • firefirefire

    Make that a roast beef on white. with spicy mustard and a beer;while you’re at it.And don’t forget to cut off the crusts for me.
    -there,fixed it for you.-

  • bg

    Newsbusters is reporting on this:

    “Maher Guest MacFarlane Declares He’d Have Sex w/ Christine O’Donnell: ‘I Would Wreck That Chick’”