Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama talks with Vice President Joe Biden and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel in the Oval Office, Sept. 9, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • GaryL

    [Thought bubble over Rahm]: Man… I am SO outta here!

  • Peter F.

    Pictured from left to right: Scotty Evil, Dr. Evil and Mini Me.

  • 914

    Tri-fecta of failure!

  • john1v6

    Obama figures that if Darth Vader can choke a guy with his mind, maybe he can use the same Sith trick to make Biden punch Rahm. Those tricks always work on the weak-minded

  • 914

    Not enough brains in this group to fill a thimble!

  • Natty Dark

    Ok, round one of Roshambo – ready?

  • “…but this is the way I’ve always played Kancho.”

  • Murgatroyd

    You put your right arm in,
    You put your right arm out,
    You put your right arm in,
    And then you wave it all about —
    You do the Hokey Pokey and they make you President …
    That’s what it’s all about!

  • retired military

    Here we have a picture showing something which people look down on, gives incorrect quotes, made of various colors, and was bought with political contributions. We also have a picture showing the new rug in the oval office.

  • Biden failed at guessing which of the three in the room was going to Chicago to run for mayor… two times.

  • retired military

    Here we have an idiot, a liar and a crook. You figure out which is which because I cant.

  • retired military

    Obama – “Joe, you almost have it right. Straighten out your arm. Extend your fingers palm down and then say Heil Obama and it will be perfect”

  • Roy

    What are you talking about? I can find my own ass with ONE hand!

  • JPO

    Rahm thought bubble: “Just a little while longer and I won’t have to deal with this bozo anymore! …AND I won’t have to be around Joe Biden either!”

  • eaglewingz08

    Rahmbo you are being sentenced to the phantom zone because of your shower misconduct towards Jokeyo Biden.

  • chsw

    BIDEN: Ramadan, Tussaud’s really made this one so lifelike I had to punch it to tell the difference!

    EMANUEL: Joe, you can tell because there’s no teleprompter.


  • M Malone

    “So there I was, under the stars, out on the Kalahari – Alone, naked and with one match…”

  • SideShowJane

    “Back in Scranton, if it was still pretty fresh, we used to pick up the road kill, take it home and make some stew out of it – squirrel, rabbit, even possum, I kid you not.”

  • Gmac

    Obama and Rham tell Plugs White Power was dead in the 50’s. Now its ‘The Chicago Way’.

  • retired military

    Biden “What do you mean I am fired because I called Steward a bigot?”

  • retired military

    Biden “Come on you guys will love it. Put your right arm in, take your right arm out, put your right arm in and shake it …”

  • Anon Y. Mous

    I call this my Fist of Intelligence. Whenever I feel myself getting stuck, I wallop myself upside the head, and whoop, there it is, another one of my bright ideas.

  • jbinnout

    I know what you mean, boss. You take a big drink on that Slurpee and it’s just like taking your fist and jamming it up behind your eyeballs. Woah!

  • Spike

    The Marx Brothers.

  • Spike

    The father, the son, and the hole, ass.

  • Spike

    Sonny, Fredo, and Michael.

  • Spike

    To the President’s left is….wait a minute, there is nobody to the President’s left.

  • Spike

    “Mr. President, now that ‘the Summer of Recovery’ is over, I guess we’ll be entering ‘the Winter of our Discontent’ after November.”

  • Spike

    Proverbs 13:20 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed.

  • Spike

    Proverbs 14:7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.

  • Green Police

    Joe makes one last attempt to persuade before Rahm brings in the ‘No Pressure’ button.

  • Hodink

    “You know, Rahm’s leaving is another big f*cking deal.”

  • guido

    Pretty good, huh Mr. President? I snatched the pebble from your hand on the very first try.

    Yes, very impressive Joe….time for you to leave.

  • Vagabond

    Biden: “You know…Rock ’em Sock ’em robots. You hit the button and his arm shot out like this”

    O’bama:[And Soros wanted me to pick him for a VP?]

    Rahm: [Maybe fish for dinner tonight]

  • Waddya mean you gave him my Trans Am as a going away present? Wasn’t the dead fish enough?


  • jenn

    The President cries, “Unfair play” after a game of, “pick-a-hand” reveals a fistful of White House Cheese…..

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “…so I ripped her gown off,and yelled ‘I’m SARI!’…..and that’s why I can’t go to the
    New Delhi conference on the 23rd.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “First, you tell him his shoelace is untied….
    then you uppercut…like this! Ajad will never
    know what hit him, and you’ll on YouTube for

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “No Mr. President. I SWEAR I didn’t lose
    nuclear-codes folder. Someone’s got it in
    for me, and I aim to catch the the joker!”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.