Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Tiger Woods hits a shot at the Ryder Cup challenge that was right on line... to a photographer's lens

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • IowaRight

    In response to this photo, Tiger released a statement denying that he was still engaged in the womanizing that cost him his marriage. A spokesperson for Tinkerbell had no comment…

  • Spencer

    There goes Tiger again sharing his balls!

  • JAT0

    From out of the Wizard of Oz – The One (Obama) assends on the Ryder Cup crowd!

  • Upset Old Guy

    Who knew that Sorrell Trope, Elin Nordegren’s divorce attorney, was an avid sports photographer?

  • tomg51

    My first Photoshop. That was easy!

  • jester7653

    “FORE!”…….”ouch!”

  • Mikey60

    Can’t hit a green to save his life, but the only photographer on the course with a flash…..

  • Flop shot… Fail

  • Faith+1

    Not happy with his many dalliances Tiger strokes his balls into the face of thousands.

  • clear mind

    Is it too late to duck?

  • oldpuppymax

    WOW, Mabel…this new camera is so NEAT! Makes it look like the ball is coming RIGHT AT…AUGGGHH!

  • sarahconnor2

    “Attention, the annual meeting of ‘Middle-Age-White-Guys-Who-Live-Vicariously-Through-Famous-Athletes’ will now come to order.”

  • Joe Miller

    Ghost Hunters do 2-hour special based on this unexplained phenomenon at the Ryder Cup.

  • jbw

    “Dang, everytime I try and catch that road runner”

  • jbw

    “FORE !!, NO Five Million dollar settlement!”

  • docsta

    oh, fu…!

  • Paul Hooson

    Wizbang Goes 3D!

  • fustian

    Tiger just scored a manslaughter in one.

    I believe that’s 3 under par!

  • ElvenPhoenix

    DUCK!!!

  • 914

    The only way Barry legitimately draws this big a crowd is daily in every city at the funemployment office.

  • Bob Ratliff

    If that ghost comes any closer I’ll whack it with this golf club.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Breaking News!

    Tiger finds Obama’s lost HALO on the back nine!

  • Hawk777

    mainstream media at it again with the oft-used halo above a dickhead

  • David

    Photographer’s last words: “Hold my beer while I take this shot…”

  • slickwillie2001

    Tiger Woods proving once again that he can hit just about anything.

  • I spy with my little … aaaiiii!

  • Bob Ratliff

    hallelujah ! It’s Glenda the good witch of the north.

  • “Hello… I’m a little white ball… I’m Mayhem.”

  • Gmac

    1. Scoring gallery passes to the golf tournament. $250
    2. Planting a Grocho Marx look a like in the gallery. $300
    3. Getting a brand new Nikon D7000 just for this event. $1,499
    4. Getting Tiger to drive into your lens as the village idiot behind him signals a touchdown. Priceless

  • Les Nessman

    Cliched screaming crowd member: ” It’s in the (pie) hole!! “

  • Obama gets a sudden feeling that Tiger doesn’t care for his economic policy

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Goodness, gracious….great balls o’ fire!”

    Jerry Lee Lewis

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Incoming RPG deftly sidestepped by Tiger,
    while midget in green shirt turned into
    steak tartare dinner for party of 25.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    On orders from Elin, Tinkerbelle heads for
    Tiger’s groin at the speed of light.

  • deez

    Uh, oh….Elin’s aim is way better than Gov. Crist’s….

  • regret

    … But I’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

  • Balled is beautiful

  • Tammy Scott

    OWIE!…in 3, 2, 1.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.