Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama gestures during a commercial break as he talks with host Jon Stewart as he takes part in a taping of Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2010, in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Bitches, Whores, and Tramps
Obama's Daily Show appearance with Jon Stewart declared "a success"
  • These aren’t the incompetencies you’re looking for….

  • It all becomes clear as Obama salutes his personal comedy god

  • Obama: “I’m not worthy!”

    (if only)

  • twolaneflash

    For a lucid nanosecond, but too late, Jon realizes it’s not just his wallet Obama is grabbing, but his balls as well.

  • DaveD

    Obama may give Chris Matthews a tingle but he seems to do a little bit more for Jon Stewart.

  • 914

    “No, no seriously Jon. Read my lips and pull my flaps. There will be a crisis before november.”

  • Harmon

    The power of “O” compels you…

  • Maggie Mama

    “So then Bill Clinton said to Meeks, ‘Withdraw on your own cause one way or the other the President will see you’re pushed out of the race.'”

  • “Yeah, Jon, we had the two girls before we found out what was causing it…”

  • Tora

    Let us pray! Be merciful, O God!

  • rd

    Jon, Give me your soul!
    .

  • buckhunter

    Raise your hand if you hate America….

  • PapaWhisky

    “…and it was SO funny, because I was, like, ‘Look at this hand over here!’ and with the other hand I was just screwing the country.”

  • Ken

    Dominus Vobiscum…

  • David

    So when the Republicans are in the back seat, I just adjust the rear view mirror like this, and it is like they are not even there at all.

  • retired military

    “Jon, I am telling you. Bush must have had balls this big to handle the job so well”

  • retired military

    After Jon asked him a hard question, Obama attempted to perform an exorcism on the spot.

  • retired military

    Obama “So there I was screwing in a light bulb and it hit me. When things turn to the left they come undone”

  • Hawk777

    Leibowitz: ” I don’t believe a word he’s saying, but the kids in the audience do and they’re paying my bills, so, hey, to hell with America!”

  • Hawk777

    Just two stealth moderates whoopin’ it up…

  • clear mind

    You know, Barry, I don’t ever remember the class clown getting elected class president!

  • brad

    A man and his dog.

  • Dee

    Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke. (coke)
    The wacky morning d.j. says democracy’s a joke.

    He says now, “Do you believe in the one big song?”
    He’s now accepting callers who would like to sing along
    He says, “Do you believe in the one true edge?”
    By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge

    He is handling the money. He is serving the food.
    He is now accepting callers. He is calling me “DUDE!”

    Cake… everytime I see Obi One photos, the song spins in my head…



  • chsw

    President Obama demonstrates how he used the Vulcan death grip on the Democratic Party.

    chsw

  • Rodney G. Graves

    Clowns to the Left of me, Jokers to the right…

  • Heck of a job, Johnny.

  • Yes we can …. but …..

  • Bloody big waves coming, Johnny. High as that big thing over there. “Tsunamis,” I’ve heard them called.

  • eaglewingz08

    Jon, I am your father! (“D.V.” voice)

    “I am the Messiah you’ve been looking for!” (Obiwan Kenya-obi voice).

    This is how I remove money from the wallets of the American people!

  • Carolyn

    I had them eating out of the palm of my hand.

    [o/t that photo make’s his hand look bigger than his head..lol]

  • retired military

    Obama tries to give a high five to all the folks from moveon.org and DU who are casting negative votes on everyone.

  • Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.