Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A TSA employee conducts one the new enhanced searches

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

What Took You People So Long?
That'll Teach Him!
  • JohnSToo

    Yeah, I used to be a tailor…. IN PRISON!

  • Overtime At The Sausage Factory

  • Some Zipped Folders Are Hard To Open.

  • jbinnout

    Welcome to Obama’s banana republic.

  • Copping a feel.

  • I put some feeling into my work!

  • Rent-a-Copping a feel.

  • Chip

    I know there are more votes for Lisa Murkowski here somewhere.


  • I said what what, in the butt?
    I said what what, in the butt?

  • olsoljer

    WOW! Wait till Barney Frank hears about this one!

  • Freemarketmaven

    Uh, but if this is a prostate exam, shouldn’t you be behind me?

  • Dave G.

    Is that a WMD or are you just happy to see me?

  • Joel

    One and Done.

  • Uncle Ed’s Moyhel Shop

  • “So that’s why they call you the ‘Hanging Judge,’ Justice Scalia.”

  • “POP” goes the Weasel.

  • “I didn’t get a HARUMPH! outta that guy.”

  • It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Now the term “rip him a new one” has meaning.

  • Bob Ratliff

    Ok Rahm come out of there !

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.