Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President Barack Obama looks through a microscope as he tours a biotech classroom at Forsyth Technical Community College in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Obama urged Monday a refocus on scientific research and teaching, as was triggered by the launch of the Soviet's 1957 Sputnik satellite, saying it was key to future US prosperity. (AFP/Saul Loeb)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • retired military

    With republicans winning over the House, Obama looks for his spine.

  • retired military

    Drudge headline : Newsweek doctors photo of Obama bowing to the Taliban.

  • retired military

    Biden’s brain

  • retired military

    “Your chances of beating Hillary in the 2012 Primary appear to be getting smaller, Mr President”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Taking a close look at the budget to find another $10,000 reduction in the deficit.

  • 914

    Yessiree, it appears you were born of a jackal

  • Clay

    Invisible to the unaided eye, the indistinct shape of the liberal mind can be discerned by the president at 200X magnification, eliciting a rare thought within his own.

  • _Mike_

    Looking for signs of growth in the economy.

  • _Mike_

    I always thought he was speaking figuratively when he claimed that he was watching out for the little people.

  • _Mike_

    Sir, I believe we’ve discovered the wikileak!

  • GarandFan

    Really? THAT’S Joe Biden’s brain?

  • retired military

    Obama wakes up and unexpectedly realizes that he is not the Messiah staring at the earth through a microscope.

  • 914

    “How come my brain cells are invisible doctor?”

  • bains

    “Our policies have saved and created millions, in fact billions, of new workers. The evidence is clear,” said President while visiting a lab researching microbes and bacteria that consume ocean born petroleum.

  • BluesHarper

    Pictured here is Obama bowing and looking where to stick his nose in some Muslim’s or Union boss’ arse.

  • warchild

    never catch Bush using a scientific instrument.

  • gaius piconius

    Now I want to be honest with you Harry. I’m here only to view your prostate but, dammit, what I see clearly is a picture of Nancy.

  • JDL

    Obama demonstrates how to trick taxpayers into “bending over”.

  • jpeters

    Ah, Look, The Little people…….. Are those pitchforks???

  • Mojo

    Obama tries out the new 3-D glasses for his 3-D teleprompter.

  • Rich K

    Theres got to be damn recovery in here somewhere.

  • Open outer doors. Flood forward tubes. Holy Crap, Lieutenant Biden, why the hell are we DIVING?

  • Jim

    President Obama examines the latest map of his support base and thinks to self “it looks huge under this thing.”

  • Dave

    Everything looks so big! Am I looking in the right end of this thing?

  • Leslie McIntire

    Focused like a laser on the economy.

  • Spike

    Which one is Hillary’s and which one is mine?

  • Joel

    Obama checks for his balls…

  • Oh, so THAT’s how much my “federal pay freeze” will save us!

  • These European teleprompters really suck!

  • Well, you guys here at NASA said you had found some “alien” microbes, and I personally came by to supervise their ‘catch and release.’

  • Sigh… I can see the reflection of my perfect eyelashes…

  • No, I don’t see it, and I don’t believe there IS such a thing as a narcissist gene. I’ve even had NPD stricken from the DSM-IV, so you KNOW I’m right.

  • President desperately searching for Wizbangblog Caption Contest Winners on Monday morning.

  • So THAT’s the universe. Eh.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Little Bo…Peep!

  • Howie

    You’re right, Nancy! Our stimulis package did move the economy slightly to the right!”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.