Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Viktor, the Minnesota Vikings mascot, helps remove snow from the seats in the TCF Bank Stadium football field at the University of Minnesota football field in Minneapolis, December 15, 2010. The Vikings are scheduled to play the Chicago Bears at the outdoor stadium after snow collapsed the roof of the Metrodome, the Vikings' home field. REUTERS/Eric Miller <br />
Winners for last week (delayed due to severe site problems) and this week will be announced Monday morning.</p>
<strong>Update</strong>:  <a href=Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • jbw

    I’m dreaming of a white football game…”stop it you racist pig”

  • Gmac

    I bet Favre isn’t the only no show at the game…

  • Kenneyraisin

    So one coach trips a player running down the field and we have to leave his body here to teach who a lesson?

  • retired military

    The federal govt banned all snow from football games after finding out it may be offensive to Muslims.

  • Edward A. Schuster

    KEEP DIGGING!!!, Bud Grant and Joe Kapp are in here somewhere!!!

  • retired military

    Minnesota viking cheerleaders try out their new sharia law compliant costumes.

  • Maggie Mama

    We finally found a job that illegals don’t want to do!

  • Peter F.

    The Vikings organization call in volunteers to help find their team’s offense.

  • Peter F.

    “What? I’m being fined by Roger Goddell for an illegal shovel? He’s going too far….”

    (#58 should be “calls”.)

  • Peter F.

    In their quest to find a suitable replacement for QB Brett Favre, the Vikes began looking for Fran Tarkenton today….”

  • Peter F.

    “Hey, this sure beats cleaning up Obama’s mess….”

  • “Just Tell me Gore didn’t buy a season ticket.”

  • Haven’t seen this big a snow job since the last time Favre came out of retirement!

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Obama is getting into Toboggan 1 right now.
    Light the bag of dog poo when he’s about halfway down.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    The Secret Service said the First Family wants
    a dozen sno-cones, stat. Whaddya say we make
    ’em all “yellow”?!

  • retired military

    After VP Biden gave a speech in Minnesota he was overheard asking the Mayor of the city “Why do you have some guy in a viking outfit shovelling show at the football stadium?”

  • Rich K

    WHAT?,You couldnt shell out five bucks for a stocking cap DAD!!11!!

  • Dodo David

    Mascot: “Global warming my Viking @#%!”

  • Dodo David

    Mascot: “For this I left Scandinavia?”

  • sarahconnor2

    Got teflon?

  • “Matriculate your way down the toboggan run!”




  • fustian

    This always happens in Hell when democrats vote for tax cuts.

  • guido

    A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
    We come from the land of the ice and snow
    from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

    The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands….most likely Los Angeles

  • Tom Blogical

    Meh, that’s nothing. When I was a kid, we had to shovel snow with our bare hands. Uphill. Both ways.

  • “YO!!! Donner Party seats are right down here.”

  • “Told ya not ta put your tongue on the flag pole Ole.”

  • clear mind

    The cameraman spots NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in his role of “Undercover Boss”.

  • retired military

    Vikings Mascot “Hey why the hell is that black guy in a suit bowing to me?”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.