Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama looks on as Chinese President Hu Jintao speaks during a joint press conference in the East Room at the White House in Washington, January 19, 2011. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/Files

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Winterborn

    “Whatchoo talkin’ bout Hu?”

  • Dlsada

    “Umm…, I wonder what the Chinese word for fart is?

  • David Spence

    “It appears that the dove he had for lunch did not agree with him…if you get my drift-I mean if you get HIS “drift.”

  • Louis

    HU’s Your Daddy?

  • The_Albatross

    Hey, brother can you spare a trillion?

  • Paul Hooson

    Presidents Hu & Obama negotiate major trade deal to sell more Chinese-made chopper motorcycles to Paul Hooson.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Hu….the Chink in Bam’s armor.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Obama thought balloon:

    “This guy is flingin’ week-old egg foo yung
    at me like I’m standin’ here with a bib and chopsticks. I’m gonna bust a cap in his ass.”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “I’m gonna pick one from column A, one from
    column B and shove ’em up this slant’s ass.”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    “Everyone can see that I am more focussed than
    he is on the problems of the world. I mean…
    he’s a blurry blotch compared to me!”

  • Dodo David

    Obama: “I envy this guy. He can imprison anyone who speaks out against his policies.”

  • itismedavid

    I’m raisng my nose just like Bill Clinton taught me in the hall a couple of weeks ago. God, I wish he were here so I could leave and go to a party.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Hu is angry because Obama is inflating American currency making dollars worth much less. Liberals are too stupid to be angry.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Hu: Have a Rolex with my complements. And please accept these Prada purses for Michelle and the kids.

  • ken

    BFD…so you know where your birth certificate is and who your parents are.

  • topjimmie

    Yeah boss!!

  • Jeff

    Next I will be the President of China. Now where did I put my Beijing birth certificate?

  • gaius piconius

    Barack; So the doctor said; “How can I help? And, can you guess, Hu, what the problem parrot growing out of my skull answered?
    Hu: I tinky he say; “Well doc, can you please get this blackhead out of my foot?”


  • She bang! She bang!

  • fustian

    That WAS a lovely song, was it not? We call it “Screw You, Ignorant American Barbarian.”

    Perhaps you would like to bow now, yes?

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.