Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Getting Cell Reception in War Zone Afghanistan Is a Bitch,  Photo by Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Image

Winners for this week as well as for last week (whose announcement was overcome by the news on Bin Laden) will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Amateur Hours
The duplicity in the heart of every leftist journalist
  • retired military

    The AQ version of Bagdad Bob “There are no SEALS in the compound. There are no SEALS in the compound.”

  • retired military

    Navy Seal training – “Friends, Americans, countrymen, I come not to praise Bin Laden but to doubletap him”

  • Mark L

    I can see victory over Islamofascism from here!

  • Carolyn

    The new T-Mobile phone promo, “If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out” featuring the dual personalities Cat Stevens and Yusuf Islam standing back to back.

  • Brad

    “Osama’s number goes right to voicemail”

  • @retired military, It’s at OTB.

  • Brad

    “Osama’s number goes right to voicemail”

  • Big Mo

    An Elbownian demonstrates to Dilbert his nation’s new telecommunications satellite.

  • Rob

    Written with a Sharpie on the base:

    “Keep your tired, your poor, your huddled masses — we have enough of our own”

  • DJ Drummond

    (pigs be unto him)


  • Geo

    “Fly me to the Moon, Let me play amognst the al-quaeda stars”. – obl

  • Timmer

    On next week’s, “Dancing with the Taliban Stars!”

  • GarandFan

    Gaddaffy shows off his newest ‘smart’ bomb.

  • BluesHarper

    I think I can see Sarah Palin’s house from here.

  • DaveinNC

    “Moammar- there are no bugle players in Recon.”

  • Zipity

    “The Great Islamic caliphate prepares to launch it’s first manned space mission…..”

  • Zipity

    “All the Great Islamic minds were enlisted to solve the riddle of how many mujahedin’s can dance on the head of a pin….”

  • Zipity

    “Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN JIHAD!”

  • Zipity

    “Crucifixion…? You’re doing it wrong…”

  • DJ Drummond

    Afghan journalists have to overcome tech problems to post the truth.

    In America, the truth has to overcome the journalists.

  • Zipity

    “For my next trick, I’m going to need a volunteer from the audience, an AK-47, and a suicide bomb vest….Anyone? Anyone….? Bueller?”

  • Zipity

    “Okay….who stole my teleprompters…?”

  • Zipity

    “White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s lack of credibility and substance has led to a reduction in the number of reporter’s participating in the daily White House press briefings….”

  • Sep14


  • Zipity

    Want your bad romance”

  • Zipity

    “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

  • Stan

    Hey Barry!!!!! Stick this where the sun does not shine.

  • clearmind

    With budget cuts at the Defense Dept., the newest Pakistani missile contractor introduces their replacement for the Tomahawk missile.

  • Gmac

    Even with a dual guidance system the AQ space program was a nonstarter when they realized there was no propulsion unit.

  • Zipity

    “We cannot get our jihad-rocket off the ground. The propulsion unit lacks power. Quickly, we need more felafel and humus….!”

  • “Fire me, boy!”

    (What? You’re too good for a Tick joke?)

  • dana

    And our next dancer on the pole….Jasmine.

  • Faith+1

    Cell signal locked on. Impact in 5….4….3….

  • sarahconnor2

    “As Allah is my witness, as Allah is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As Allah is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”

    (with deepest apologies to Margaret Mitchell)

  • Shawn

    The Afghani Intelligence Agency is proud to announce the launch of their first spy satellite. Well, sort of.

  • Rob

    A close second in the “what to do with OBL’s body” contest. It was finally nixed when the judges could not find anything on mounting and stuffing “in strict conformance with Islamic precepts and practices.”

  • Natty Dark

    Is this really the largest tarmac we could afford?

  • Dave G.

    Iran unveils a new monument that celebrates all of the accomplishments of the Muslim world over the past 500 years.

  • Roy

    No, dangnabbit. I said the sheriff is a ni-DING.

  • There’s Present Oh leading from behind.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.