Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

July 22, 2011 | Filed under Weekend Caption Contest | Posted by

It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.

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Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

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  • rodney dill

    No, I don’t think we’re sinking.

  • Oysteria

    Tried and convicted by the BBC editorial board, the Murdochs are forced to attend re-education classes through audio tape sessions.

  • rodney dill

    Rumors that Murdoch’s news has a right slant are vastly over exaggerated

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TSKPV5CV6WQGCVFBO6JBSN2CM4 Anonymous

    Murdocks listening to the Obama speeches given to the Queen.

  • Anonymous

    “Do you ever notice that when Obama talks we have to lean right to provide balance?”

    The Bluetooth release of Sonny and Cher’s “I  got you babe” received lukeware reception.

    The new Obama import tax on vodka and egg rolls received  a chilly response.

  • Anonymous

    Pie throwers beware. Rupert Murdock is guarded by Crouching Tiger Mom.

  • Anonymous

    The prune and the Dragon Lady.

    Bowie said it all about those two:

    I could escape this feeling, with my China Girl
    I feel a wreck without my, little China Girl
    I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder
    Saw the stars crashing

    I’m a mess without my little China Girl
    Wake up in the morning. Where’s my, little China Girl?
    I hear our heart’s beating, loud as thunder
    I saw the stars crashing down

    I’m feelin’ tragic like I’m Marlon Brando
    When I look at my China Girl
    I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
    When I look at my China Girl

    I stumble into town just like a sacred cow
    Visions of swastikas in my head
    Plans for everyone
    It’s in the white of my eyes

    My little China Girl
    You shouldn’t mess with me
    I’ll ruin everything you are
    I’ll give you television
    I’ll give you eyes of blue
    I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world

    And when I get excited
    My little China Girl says
    Oh baby just you shut your mouth
    She says… shh

    She says… shh

  • http://rdowens.net/ RDOwens

    “Hmmm . . . I don’t know, Dick.  It’s got a beat, but I don’t think I can dance to it.  I’ll give it a 75.”
    ‘

  • Tanuki Man

    Hey nancy boy! I can work out pie to five digits!

  • Stephen Macklin

    As punishment, the Murdochs were forced to listen to the entire contents of the of the Queen’s iPod – a gift from the American President.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    What! No Gingrich? Guilty!

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Bludgeon the curmudgeon!

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    It was foretold by the prophets. One day he would come. The One it is politically acceptable to hold accountable.

  • Anonymous

    Mrs. Murdoch, now that you have doled out 2011′s bitch slap of the year, what are you going to do next?……..I’m going to Disneyland!

  • Anonymous

    Years later, Rupert and Wendi STILL didn’t ‘get’ Jethro Tull. 

  • Anonymous

    Tonight on Entertainment  Tonight “Rupdi’ Speaks out.

  • rodney dill

    “Can I hear you now?”

  • Anonymous

    Rupert: ” I should have used Preparation H”
    Wendi: “Gross”

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    It’s true. I married him for his bubbly personality.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    It’s time for the new UK game show now all the rage in America!

    Six Degrees of Fox News.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Gaskin/100000074101532 Thomas Gaskin

    Tapping into Obama and Reid talking on the phone – not a good pastime

  • rodney dill

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  • rodney dill

    “I didn’t get a Harumph! from that guy.”

  • Joe Miller

    I wear these headphones so I don’t have to listen to Yoko.

  • Joe Miller

    Before Doctor Who could react, the British hearings had turned everyone into zombies.

  • Anonymous

    THe rightward slant or a list?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Gaskin/100000074101532 Thomas Gaskin

    Sometimes, one pie isn’t enough

  • rodney dill

    “Hmmmm…. maybe I should’ve just hacked into teleprompters instead.”

  • djdrummond

    The Murdochs learn that Common Sense is now a controlled substance in the UK

  • Anonymous

    Murdoch thought bubble: “Darn it. “The Wall” makes absolutely no sense when you’re sober.”

  • rodney dill

    News Corp. vs. Noose Corp.

  • rodney dill

    “SERENITY NOW!!!”

  • rodney dill

    “Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.”

  • rodney dill

    Rupert: “You don’t frighten us. English pig-dogs.”

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Crotchety Tiger, Smitten Dragon

  • http://2011.ak4mc.us/ McGehee

    Even Rupert’s wife hates Yoko’s singing.

  • Anonymous

    So Gaddafi’s got more female bodyguards, mine is tougher.

  • Anonymous

    I would imagine the  Trolls chasing fools gold in  Sarah Palins emails had similar facial expressions upon completion of their sanctimonious task?

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  • Anonymous

    (Rupert) – Give me five minutes in a closed room with that guy. (Wendi) – Give me one minute …

  • Anonymous

    “Better be careful, bub, I just learned to say ‘sic ‘em’ in Chinese.”

  • retired.military

    After exhaustively eliminating all other possibilities scientists realized
    that the only common factor in the retina cameras that seemed to have a
    leftward tilt were the ones implanted in MSM reporters.

  • David Baskwill

    Brains and Brawn

  • retired.military

    SCIFI fans were not impressed by the latest iteration of Spock and Taurik

  • retired.military

    With Obama’s new truth in campaigning program, people watching Obama are now forced to lean left in order to see Obama standing up straight as he gives speeches.

  • retired.military

    Sean Connery showed a clip reprising  his role of James Bond today

    James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?Ling: You think we better, huh?James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

  • retired.military

    Rupert Murdoch thought he was having a tingle in his groin when he found out Obama lost the 2012 President election.   His wife informed him that it was just a bowel movement. 

  • Anonymous

    I can’t really TELL you this caption. I have to SHOW you. It’s at:

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/rupert_murdoch_when_you_c.php

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    In your socialist realistic dreams, Comrade!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDCC5K6M4WXTMX5EC52CCSGTVU Mario

    Lost in Condemnation

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