Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

August 26, 2011 | Filed under Weekend Caption Contest | Posted by

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Valeriya Shevchenko, 18, evacuated a NY courthouse during the earthquake panic but the eye-catching photo of her wedding-dress dash created complications. The young bride and groom were keeping the nuptials a secret from their disapproving families -- not such an easy feat with the highly circulated image that is now being called the “Earthquake Bride.” “They’d say we’re too young and not for each other. His mom is going to go crazy,” Shevchenko told the New York Post. The couple married later that day. (Photo: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • retired.military

    Bride “Hey this wizbangblog caption contest looks familiar”

  • retired.military

    Bride “I dont mind this going green stuff but walking 20 miles to the chapel is for the birds”

  • retired.military

    The photo of the groom is a perfect representation of Obama’s leadership.

    Not even in the picutre.

  • retired.military

    Dateline Hollywood

    “and in other news the invisible man finally got married today”

  • retired.military

    Dateline Washington DC.

    Earthquake strikes after President Obama signed a budget today.

  • retired.military

    Dateline Washington DC.

    Earthquake strikes after President Obama signed a budget today.

  • http://blogicalconclusions.blogspot.com/ Tom_Blogical

    “You’re going to think twice about leaving me at the altar after I upload this pic…..”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TCX3SS3SKUBVBQVRTMKKNNUHKU ken

    Valeriya leaves in disappointment after noticing her fiance’s Facebook status go from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”

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  • Anonymous

    “Steve! Steve Jobs! I love you! I love my iPhone! I want to marry you! Steve!”

  • retired.military

    Barney Frank “and this once in a lifetime earthquake is proof positive that weddings between a man and a woman causes global warming”

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    “That wedding chapel has to be here. GPS mapping systems are never wrong.”

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    “Excuse me, Reverend, I have to take this.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7W4MWMYNXMN4ENFD6AI6SLJIFQ Michael J.

    It’s nature’s way of telling you something’s wrong with that boy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Petermeier/1046422015 Dave Petermeier

    Twitter? Hell, it damn near killed her.

  • Anonymous

    The single remaining member of Obama’s economic advisory council alters her plans in order to attend a hastily called emergency meeting on the Vineyard.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Shawn

    In a new twist sure to be problematic for the Defense of Marriage Act, Valeriya Shevchenko, 18, has decided to marry herself.

  • retired.military

    In recogntion of the new Obama administration diversity regulations it is now legal to marry oneself anywhere in the United states.

  • Anonymous

    “…so I telephoned my analyst, and he said to see him Monday, but by Monday I’ll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage…I’m not getting married today!”

  • Anonymous

    Barry? Barry! Where the hell are you? You said if Michelle takes another damn trip away from a golf course you would be here to marry me! Ugh! You do lie!!!

  • Anonymous

    “I’m late…………I’m late………where’s that damned rabbit hole?”

  • Anonymous

    “Oh look-wedding congratulations from Anthony Weiner. Wait a minute…oh! ICK!”

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  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries.  The contest is now closed.

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