Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

September 23, 2011 | Filed under Weekend Caption Contest | Posted by

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama works on his statement on the compromise reached to reduce the deficit and avert a default, in the Outer Oval Office, Aug. 2, 2011. Standing in the background are, from left: Director of Communications Dan Pfeiffer; Press Secretary Jay Carney; Jon Lovett, Associate Director of Speechwriting; and Senior Advisor David Plouffe. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning enties.  The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on September 23, 2011.
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  • Anonymous

    Every morning his staff has learned to be invisible  - as Obama reads his daily approval polls.

  • Anonymous

    Obama:  ”Hey security, whatcha really think about my ending, Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell?”

  • Anonymous

    Lifestyles of the rich and functionally illiterate..

  • rodney dill

    “Hmmmm… I only have a Jack and an Eight…. HIT ME!”

  • http://2011.ak4mc.us/ McGehee

    “Guys, I think I need a new cover ID for when I troll Wizbang. This Bob Armstrong handle has about run its course.”

  • Anonymous

    Every morning, Indifference is displayed by the White House staff… as Obama takes all the time he needs to read and understand his day’s instructions.

  • Anonymous

    The world can wait… as Obama reads his AttackWatch morning brief.

  • Anonymous

    “It now says in amendment 44, that a Commander in Chief with 33% or less job approval, 14% real unemployment and no clue, may declare martial law and stay in office, until such time as he deems necessary to improve his golf handicap…

    I  Win again!”

  • Anonymous

    The world can wait… as Obama reads his morning Wizbang Blog.

  • Greg Wood

    . o O {Not a teleprompter… it has a keyboard… Not a teleprompter… it has a keyboard…}

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CD2A6TUEQLYYRN2OR344CYQSFA OP

    “#%$@& Facebook changes….”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CD2A6TUEQLYYRN2OR344CYQSFA OP

     ”Hey fellas, how do you zoom in so I can see my approval ratings?”

  • John H

    You know, the more I watch the Obama campaign the better I understand the “jobs saved” argument. Right here, we have Obama working hard to save his job and four others.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1119367042 Paul Vaughan

    Obama reviews his next press conference comments as the interns send in SELL orders to their brokers.

  • TexBob

    Fellow Comrads, with the excellent advice of my good friend Hugo Chavez, I have decide to save the country the expense of an election and ordain my self as King Hussein…

  • Anonymous

    What the hell is Olaf’s Hammer?

  • Anonymous

    Lee Ward tries yet again to comment on Wizbang.

  • Anonymous

    “Okay, guys. The Clinton-Scandal-Management-Handbook says to start shredding everything. Good thing I’ve already got a head-start on the Constitution.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=723492973 Prent Rodgers

    Hang on while I update my status here. Does anyone know a cute emoticon for “Toast”?

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    “Ha!  With this ugly old hippy queen’s photo, they’ll never guess I am really Bob Armstrong!”

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

    “So why can’t I just push a button and have the big screen come up like in the movies?  C’mon, guys – I’m the President!”

  • Anonymous

    And now, Mr TOTUS, I will tell you what to say.  

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Lond/100000950693221 Don Lond

    “Gosh, a green company that makes cricket manure to power school busses. I could buy it for Joe Biden if he promises to shut up until after the election.”

    “Wow, look at that, my hand is bigger than that Asian guy’s face.”

    “I hafta get a new bridge in the next photo -this spoils my classy image”

    Now who am I gonna pick for the World Series?

    I wonder if I could force card check on the GOP?

    Whoa, that wasn’t a intercontinental railroad those Chinese dudes built for us, was it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Don-Lond/100000950693221 Don Lond

    I wonder if I can get Netflix streamed on my TOTUS?

    Somewhere there has to be a burger joint that’ll deliver burgers and fries in plain brown bags to the White House….

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    In an attempt to gain favor with labor unions, President Obama has allowed his staff to unionize. Now, the President works while the members of his staff stand around and do nothing.

  • http://twitter.com/BoogyManWF Jim

    “Dear attackwatch, Michelle said I was snotty this morning, and Biden just looked at me funny…..fix it!”

  • retired.military

    In a just universe
    Obama “Thank you for calling the Chicago welfare office, may I help you?”

  • retired.military

    Obama “Drats, the evil sorcerer killed me again”

  • retired.military

    Obama “My guild members in World of Warcraft voted me the worst guild leader
    in the game. I wanted to share all their loot with the rest of the server”

  • retired.military

    Obama thought bubble “Do I want to play the X’s or the O’s this time?”
    .

  • retired.military

    Obama “To the director of CBS. I am informing you of my intent to file suit
    against your show survivor. My being voted off the island was obviously due
    to the racism

  • retired.military

    Obama thought bubble  “3 years on Facebook and stil no friends”

  • retired.military

    Obama thought bubble “I wish Tony Weiner would tweet me again, I miss him”

  • retired.military

    Obama “Hey who deleted my link to the Goatsex picture”

  • retired.military

    Dear Castro

    What do I do next? 

    XOXOXOXO

    BHO

  • retired.military

    Hey guys, I just found this great comedy website called Attackwatch.com.  It’s hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    Can I even order Heinz 50 ketchup online?

  • retired.military

    Obama “Hey, get Sid Meyers on the phone.  His totalitarian model seems to work a lot better in Civilization, than mine is doing in Washington.

  • retired.military

    Obama outgoing email

    “Dear Spongebob,

    Just call them racists,

    Thanks for all the hard work.

    Barrack”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Simon-H-Gedney/100002634801766 Simon H Gedney

    “Who is this Dill guy?  Does he have civil service protection or can I just boot him?”

    SHG

    • Anonymous

      I’m keeping track of who likes this one…..

  • Anonymous

    Be right there.  Gotta make sure that my “Blind Trust” stock trade just went through.

  • retired.military

    The real reason America is going broke

    Obama “Hey guys look at this.  This guy in Nigeria, my homey,  wants my help in getting $28 million out of the country.  He said he will even give me half.  What a deal!!!!”

  • Anonymous

    POTUS posting on wikinothing.

  • Anonymous

    CNTL + H
    Replace: We the people
    With: I

  • Anonymous

    Baraks approval numbers have dropped to unprecedented  levels among bodyguards..

  • Anonymous

    Ha ha ha, ho ho ho and a couple of lah de dahs.. That’s how he wastes our time and pay in the merry old land of OZ

  • Anonymous

    The SCOAMF is seen here attempting to write a speech, and failing.

  • Anonymous

    I was totally stoked for huge Oktoberfest boobies for this week’s contest! Granted, there is a huge boob posted here, but……I’m soooo disappointed!

  • djdrummond

    Where will you be when your economic policies take full effect? 

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