Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 01: President Barack Obama (R), Santa Clause (2nd-R), Carson Daly (C), Kermit the Frog, first lady Michelle Obama, and daughters, Sasha and Malia, sing a song during the National Christmas Tree light ceremony on December 1, 2011 at the Ellipse, south of the White House, in Washington, DC. The first family participated in the 89th annual National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (OTIS the hand) – “Dashing through the law, in a bought-judge open sleigh,
O’er the scads we go, laughing all the way,
Constitution sucks, write it for myself,
You stupid Americans can all go straight to hell.

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.

A year or two ago, thought I’d take you for a ride,
And soon Miss Fannie Mae, was seated by my side,
Barney Frank in front, Chris Dodd in the back,
We sank the dirty capitalists and took them for ourselves!

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.

Now my time has come, to answer for our greed,
Race card will be played, but it’s all maxed out
Get you some arugula, and have yourself a steak,
Why do you people whine so much, you’re too lazy to take!

Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans!

2) (PBunyan) – “Obama showing respect for American traditions? Must be an election coming up.

3) (Rodney Dill) – “WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!

4) (GarandFan) – “Meanwhile, no one noticed the gun pushed into Santa’s back.

5) (John) – “Come with me, Santa. You’re old, fat, and white, and I’ve got a death panel with your name on it

6) (Olsoljer) – “Three million a year exec bonus, a house in Chicago, and tax exemption. Just get those goddam elves to vote for me! Just to show you my heart’s in the right place, a organizational exemption from Obamacare.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to:

(retired.military) – “Now we know who Obama’s hero is.
It is Santa
He gives things to people without paying for them.
He has all the money he needs.
He runs his operation every year wihout a budget.
He doesnt need to get reelected.
He can play golf 364 days a year while someone else does all the work.
and
He has a white wife. (all you PC crowd shouting stereotype and racism can blow me)

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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