Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama makes phone calls to 10 American servicemembers stationed around the world from his vacation rental home in Kailua, Hawaii, Dec. 24, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners for last week’s contest and this weekend’s contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • DM

    Don’t worry, I can do anything!  Yes anything!  You wouldn’t believe how gullible these people are – they still think I care about people, that I’m not corrupt, and that it’s not my fault we’re running the country into the ground faster than ever before!

  • Anonymous

    Tell me again, what’s the weather like there in DC?  That’s the only ‘national update’ I need, my T-off time is in 15 minutes.

  • Anonymous

    So in love with his phony self..

  • Hello Target? How about setting up a shopping spree for Moochie? I’ll send Chris Matthews to publicize the event.

  • Stephen Macklin

    Is this Jake from State Farm?

  • Anonymous

    “Yes Stephene, I will extend your unemployment and send you a case of koolada!”

  • Clay

    Oh Reggie. I miss you sooooo much.

  • Anonymous

    He’d look more presidential if he put on a freaking dress.

  • John H

    Obama appears much more relaxed after his Hawaiian vacation. In other news, the street  price of Maui Wowie has dramatically increased due to a drop in supply.

  • John H

    Obama has been working on shoring up the women vote, calling as many as a dozen 900 numbers a day.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, Mr. Boehner, do you have Prince Albert in the can?

  • Anonymous

    You know I’m desparate when I pick up the white phone.

  • Anonymous

    Oprah! Hi, Barack Obama here. You supported me in my 2008 campaign, and your celebrity was important to my success. I’m running for re-election in 2012 and I was wondering if you could see your way to introducing me to the current “hot property” in afternoon talk tv… ’cause I could sure use their support.       Oprah?       Oprah?      Damn, Reggie was so good at this.

  • President Obama makes a call to 1987 to find out what a real president is like.

  • Anonymous

    This is 1990 calling! I want my damned phone back!

  • Anonymous

    With the development of the iPrompter, Obama is finally allowed on the phone.

  • So let me get this straight Mrs. Najaboobee:  You are the wife of a Nigerian Prince who was killed in the civil war last year and he left his vast fortune of 10 billion dollars in a bank account that you can’t access but you can transfer that money into my account and I can hold the money for you until you can escape Nigerian officials and I get a holders fee of 10%…..

  • Anonymous

    “A Trillion Here, A Trillion There: Before you Know It, You’re Talking Real Money.”

  • Anonymous

    “Execute Order 66.”

    • Anonymous

      What is executive order  66??  

      Oh, yeah!!   ‘Enact the ‘Marshall Plan’    Silly Me..

    • You forgot a 6 🙂

  • Anonymous

    Say, Hill dear instead of running against me why not join me on the ticket.  I’m sure we can find something to occuy Bill while we campaign.  Maybe a trailer park in Arkkansas. We’ll send ole Joe down there too. It will be just the two of us and the two of them…..

  • Tanuki Man

    So… Hillary… What are you wearing? A hijab? Sweeeeet.

  • Anonymous

    Why, yes, I do have skinny, girly arms. Does that turn you on, my big man?

  • Yes, Private Wollowitz, this is President Obama.  I am calling selected servicemen around the world to wish them Merry Christmas and your name was drawn, lucky you!!!

  • Hello? Dictator Bowers Anonymous?

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  • Anonymous

    When I talk to you you always make me smile! Reggie come back to me, I’ll not go near The mook again I swear.

  • Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries.  The contest is now closed.

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