Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

"Nicky DeParle, son of Deputy Chief of Staff Nancy-Ann DeParle, was in the White House to visit his mother one afternoon on a school holiday. The President took a break between meetings to have a power bar with Nicky and check on how he was doing."  (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Gmacr1

    “Tee time is at 10, you get paid extra to ignore the stroke count.”
    The (P)resident briefs his new caddie on the rules.

  • Obama’s eating a “Power Bar.” You couldn’t write it any better.

  • Obama: I think you owe me an apology.

    Kid: For what?

    Obama: Slavery.

  • Justrand

    Timmy McGraw’s reward for providing the information regarding his parent’s disparaging remarks about Obama that led to their arrest, was a face-to-face meeting with the Dear Leader himself, wherein Timmy was promoted to ‘Captain’ in the Obama Youth.

  • No teat for you!

  • That’s the Resolute Desk, Timmy. That desk was a gift from Queen Victoria to President Hayes in 1880. It was built from the timbers of the British Arctic Exploration ship, the Resolute. That desk is priceless. We Democrats have such respect for it, that I use it as a foot stool and the former Democrat president used it for… well… that’s a story for another day, Timmy. Heh heh.

  • Joe_Miller

    And we’re not leaving here until you tell me where you hid the nuclear football. This is very serious. Don’t make me call your mother.

    • retired.military

      Is that Obama saying it or the kid?

      • Joe_Miller

        Whichever’s funnier, of course.

  • Dana Ace

    and that is why my generation spent your future…any other questions?

  • “So there I was, 17th hole, two under par, and I slice it like a son of a bitch — pardon my Texan — and it lands so far back in the rough I half expect to find my illegal-immigrant uncle living back there. So I says to the Vice President I says, Joe, go find my ball. And nobody’s seen him since. So, you want the job or not?”

  • PBunyan

    Obama:  “My, my.  Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young Kal Penn, sweety?”

    (Hey, it worked last week)

  • Wild_Willie

    “…then you get to ride in a big jet anytime you want. You can golf, play football, BB and hang with rappers. Being president is so cool.”  ww

  • EricSteel

    Okay let me explain it to you again Mr. President.  While recess is a scheduled period of playtime each day, it is NOT the same thing as a Recess Appointment.

  • Break off half your bar and give it to me, Timmy. That’s how I roll. And yes, I WILL take the big half.

  • Brian_R_Allen

    Geez, Kid, you’ve no idea what a relief one of us has a clue what need doing, around here.

  • And your report cards don’t matter either–I never had to show mine!

  • Listen, Kid. The next time that you tease Sasha while in class, I’ll have you thrown under a school bus.

  • Obama: “So, Nicky, do you want to grow up to be just like me?”
    Nicky: “No, Sir. I want to grow up to be someone respectable.”

  • John H

    Welcome back to celebrity “Are you smarter than a fifth grader” where the score is Obama 0, fifth grader 92. 

  • Mario Delgado

    Obama: What are your intentions with my daughter Sasha?

    Nicky:   Uhhh…I was just showing her how to play Angry Birds on my iPhone sir…then the Secret Service guy got all wigged-out.

  • BluesHarper

    Look kid, I’m not going to tell you again. 2 + 2 equals anything I say it does. Reality has no place in government.

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  • I know $48,860.27 [each citizens’ share of the national debt] sounds like a lot to you now,  but … get good grades, get your college education all doled out in government loans and then get a good-paying government job, and you’ll be able to pay that off in no time.

  • GarandFan

    Look kid, my final offer.  I’ll give you $5 to say “This is the greatest president ever!” when those media people come through the door.

  • GarandFan

    And then I led the march in Selma, Alabama.  Honest! I know my history!

  • retired.military

    Obama “If I were white, then people wouldnt say such bad things about me”

    Boy “If you had a half a clue they wouldnt say such bad things about you either”

  • retired.military

    One of these people have no clue clue what real life is like, thinks everyone is picking on him when he doesnt get his way, throws a temper tantrum at the slightest disappointment, has no inkling how the economy works, thinks he is the center of the universe, doesnt want to listen to adults, feels picked on when someone gives constructive criticism, always plays sports games has yet to develop the ability to think like an adult , thinks that making monopoly money and making real money are the same process, and cries “that’s not fair” about anything he disagrees with.  The other is an 8 year old child.   

  • In this photo, we see an inexperienced, childish, snot-nosed brat who can’t think beyond a 5th grade level talking to an elementary student.

  • 914

    One boy and a baby!!

  • 914

    A pip-squeak and a young boy

  • Ambassador to the Netherlands. That’s the best I can do, kid. Now will you show me how to reset the clock on my VCR?

  • retired.military

    A poster for the remake of the movie “TWINS” opening Jan 21st in theatres everywhere.

  • retired.military

    Obama “what burning question is on your mind Timmy?”

    Boy “What are wizbangblog caption contests going to be like next year when you are no longer President?”

  • retired.military

    Obama “Let me tell you a joke Timmy”

    Boy “I dont want to hear any more of your plans for your next and last year in office”

  • KSTrojan1

    “And then what would you do, Timmy?”

    President Obama solicits governing advice from little Timmy Smith, Student Body Vice President of the Karl H. Marx School of Inane Political Theories in Berkeley, California.

  • bldrbc

    President Obama meets with his newly appointed Czar to all things ICarly.

  • Obama: “I guess I gotta admit it… I’m not smarter than a 5th grader.”

  • Ones an immature, impulsive, spoiled product of a society that regards the benefits of wealth and ingenuity of some to be the entitlements of all, the other is a boy.

  • Yet another demonstration of Obama being the least experienced person in whatever room he walks into.

  • Kid: “Where can I find my future Mr. President?”
    Obama: “Uh… have you tried China?”

  • btybrdy

    Kid: “But when I spent a dime more than my allowance, my father spanked me.”

    Obama: “Good god: child abuse.  I’ll have a Czar arrest your father immediately.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Little Boy: Sir, don’t you every get tired of throwing all that bullshit?

  • TiredOkie

     I need the $3 before you get any fruit.

  • Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries.  The contest is now closed.