‘Hey, Where Can I Get Me One Of Them There Algae Cars?’

Speaking at the University of Miami, President Obama took the occasion to point out that they in Miami were sitting on a goldmine. You know, because they have so much algae around. Admitting that there is no “silver bullet” (I think he meant magic bullet) solution for high gas prices, he touted the “investments” being made in the development of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel out of a plant like substance known as algae.

Yes, in the face of $5 dollar a gallon gasoline and with no change in sight to the left’s war on oil, President never held a real job in the real world, decided that he’d throw algae cars into the mix.

“We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance, algae — you’ve got a bunch of algae out here,” Obama said at the University of Miami today. “If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, we’ll be doing alright. Believe it or not, we could replace up to 17 percent of the oil we import for transportation with this fuel that we can grow right here in America.”

If we could figure out how to make energy out of sand, we’ll be doing alright. If we could figure out how to make energy out of poop, we’d be doing alright. If we could figure out how to make energy out of lard, we’ll be doing alright. If we could figure out how to make energy out of lipstick, we’ll be doing alright. If we could figure out how to make energy out of Preparation H, we’ll be doing alright. If we could figure out how to make energy out of afterbirth, we’ll be doing alright. I think you get the picture.

President Obama is a man who feeds others a line of bull that he hopes they’ll accept as some sort of plan, instead of actually dealing in the world of reality. He wishes and hopes that somehow, magically, algae will be used to take the place of oil which is a proven source of energy. Pipe dreams versus reality. For us, something tangible like an actual pipeline that would alleviate our pain at the pump, has been relegated to a pipe dream because of the dreamer we have in the White House.

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