Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden talk following a meeting in the Oval Office, March 2, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

"Go put some clothes on, you look naked"
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  • John H

    Pocket pool as played by a professional

    After three years, Biden begins to wonder what happened to that clean, bright and articulate kid he used to know.

    Biden receives his new orders and a reprimand for forgetting the equal on the last order.

  • “If he knocks me down and starts pounding my head against the ground, I’ll reach in my pocket like so… and hand him my wallet.”

  • “No Joe… I don’t want to see your ‘Love Pink’ underwear.”

  • Hank_M

      Like I said Joe, I’d rather be lucky than good.

    • jim_m

       Joe responds: “I wish you were either.”

  • fustian24

    This may be one of the few rooms that Biden can leave without raising the remaining average IQ.

  • obfuscator

    You know Joe, I just don’t understand why the majority of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction.  It’s just not Fair! 

  • obfuscator

    Joe: I keep telling them you’re not a Socialist too, but for some reason they don’t believe us.  Barry: Do you think we can get that new tax bill passed, so we can get the additional revenues they owe us?

  • sarahconnor2

    “Bad! That’s a Bad Vice-President!
    Now go to your box!”

  • sarahconnor2

    “Um, yes.
    At least I think my fridge is running.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Two empty suits left over from the last rummage sale!

  • EricSteel

    Obama: Joe, I find it annoying that a man of your age needs to count on his fingers.  Now stick your hands in your pockets and tell me what 5 + 5 equals.
    Biden:  11

  • Find the hidden knobs in this picture….

  • John_LC_Silvoney

    “Here are a couple of total left wing ,brain addled, loser, incompetent ,unqualified, statist morons who have no more business in their respective offices than a bowl of tapioca and a potted geranium only to be exceeded in their boundless idiocy by the 52% mush-brained ,retarded fools who were duped by a corrupt, criminally biased media into voting these two disingenuous , dissembling, socialist lumps of political fecal matter into the offices they aren’t even fit to visit, much less occupy”

    Does that about cover it?

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  • Yes, I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley

  • BluesHarper

    The last thing Biden remembers is Obama showing him the Floating Door trick.

  • Obama: “Didya hear that Korean missile blew up?”
    Biden: “I wasn’t anywhere near it, I swear.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Dumb and Dumber!

  • Overheard by Sheriff Joe. “Don’ worry, Hillary. I will send Joe out to make a speech next week and fill the Vice-TOTUS with a few minding blowing gaffes and let Joe take the heat”

  • Tanuki Man

    Oh the thoughts I’d be thinkin’
    I could be another Lincoln
    If I only something something…

  • Does Rommney get to blame everything on us from 2012 to 2016?

  • Obama: If you want to leave, go ahead, but you’re going to miss the fun. 
    Biden: What fun? 
    Obama I’ve invented a nude virus and I am going to release it in Pelosi’s office. 

  • Obama: Joe, you are a degenerate.
    Biden: I am? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O? 
    Obama: You did not. 
    Biden: I sure did.
    Obama: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay? 

  • Joe, I could read your notes better if you didn’t write them in crayon.

  • Obama didn’t know what to say to Biden. The teleprompter was out for repair.

  • Biden commenting on the Rosen fiasco: 

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat bus.

  • The_Weege_99

    Biden: Gee, Barack, what do you want to do tonight?
    Obama: The same thing we do every day, Pinky – try to take over the world!
    Biden: NARF!!

  • sarahconnor2

    “Hey, Barry.
    Why is Hillary in my office with a measuring tape?”

  • retired.military

    Biden “… and I am damn tired of being the subject of Wizbangblog caption contests too”

  • retired.military

    One of these men is an inarticulate, race baiting, lying, politician who has his head so far up his ass he doesnt have to have colonoscopies.  And the other is …umm never mind.

  • retired.military

    Biden “what do you think of me as the pink one?”

    Obama “THe power rangers just dont suit you Joe”

  • EricSteel

    Obama, “Boy, go get me a cup of coffee.”

  • Vagabond661

    “Hey you wanna make $14 the hard way?”

  • PBunyan

    They found they could keep Biden occupied for hours on end by sending him into the oval office and telling him to go stand in the corner.

  • 914

    Torn between two brain farts, feeling like a tool..

  • fustian24

    Next year? 

    I’m thinking of joining the Secret Service, because, you know, free hookers!

  • 316052

    That voter I.D. thing could bite us in the butt. How did they find out we loaded up the busses with illegals to vote under dead people’s names anyways?

  • 316052

    For me it’s my hand……..What’s up your butt today?

  • fustian24

    Oh, I don’t know…you could try balancing the budget, strengthening the military, help small business, defend the borders, and apply our laws fairly regardless of the color of their skin…


  • 316052

    (Joe to Barry) Man, I’m still hurting from yesterday’s colonoscopy. I still can’t figure out why the doc double billed the insurance company for a brain scan

  • 316052

    Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?
    Alright Barry, I’m goin’ to shoot some republican down,
    You know I caught one messin’ with us democrats again,
    Goin; downtown to shoot ‘one down,
    caught ’em messin’ around,………Uh, and that ain’t cool!

  • 316052

    Remember to never let your wife buy your underwear. They never seem to understand the difference between boy’s large and men’s large

  • 316052

    Who say’s your healthcare plan’s no good. It only cost the taxpayers $2000 for the doctors to perform their first successful hemrrhoid transplant on me!

  • 316052

    Who says your new healthcare program is no good? It only cost the taxpayers $3,000 for the doctors to perform their first successful hemorroid transplant on me. Gotta love Obamacare.

  • EricSteel

    Biden: “Damn I miss George W. Bush”

  • EricSteel

    What Obama says:” Joe, we have to stop Romney.  We have to keep reminding the voters that the bad economy is all Bush’s fault and the intransigence of the House Republicans.”

    What Biden hears: “Joe, blah blah blah blah Romney.  Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Bush’s blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Republicans.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.