Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Vice President Biden answers questions on college affordability during a Twitter chat using the hashtag #AskVP. April 3, 2012. (Official White House Photo by David Lienemann)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • BluesHarper

    ET phone home

  • 914

    If he clicks his heels 3 times he will end up in spandex..

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  • Hank_M

    Biden: “Why doesn’t anything happen when I hit the buttons?
    Staff:   “Sir, that’s the projection screen, the computer is over here.”

  • KSTrojan1

    First successful testing of Microsoft’s mind reading technology. 

  • “I asked the computer how high I could count on my fingers, and it answered back 1023, WTF’s with that?”

  • SCSIwuzzy

    “What’s Happening?”  Man, I miss that show.  Always laughed when Duane walked in and said “hi Hi HI”.  Don’t know if it aired in Hawaii or Indonesia.  But it was a big f4ck1ng deal here in the 70s…

  • 914

    “Whats Happening”

    The President has saved or created 20 million new jobs!  They are scheduled to be released after and no sooner then before the next selection cycle! 

  • 914

    This dummy would make a perfect pinata!!

  • obfuscator

    So, THIS is a big fffing deal?

  • Vice President Joe Biden one ups “The blind leading the blind” by becoming “The twit leading the twits!”

  • Anon Y. Mous

    Can just any twit just start using this thing, or do I have to show my credentials first?

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden plays jeopardy
    And the answer is “This is going through Obama’s mind as results come in on
    election day”

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden wonders why Chelsea Clinton blocked him from her facebook page.

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden is the test subject for the new mind reading machine


  • Biden to Twitter users: “Damn it, People! Pretend you follow me.”

    The Hill (04/27/12):

    Vice President Biden ordered supporters to “pretend you like me” after mocking them as “dull as hell” at a campaign fundraiser in Washington on Friday.*

    *Quote Source: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/224271-biden-to-dull-as-hell-fundraiser-pretend-you-like-me

  • retired.military

    And yet another attendee at  one of Joe Biden’s speeches woke up and tweeted the first thing on his mind.

  • The_Queen_of_France


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  • obfuscator

    Siri,  If you don’t answer my question do know where I’m gonna put this finger?

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    In his usual fashion, Biden uses his finger to follow along and sounds out the hard words.

  • See what I mean, the first mainstream African-American is articulate – or he inspires republicans on twitter to be more articulate…. 

  • The Twitter Twaddle Tweeted Wound the World


    Twit Tweets Twaddle

  • “No, Mr. Vice President, ‘Follow Friday’ doesn’t mean we have to do everything you say.”

  • westcoastwiser

    The last Democrat VP invented the Internet; this one still can’t use it!

  • Brucepall

    Tall, dark, and handsome stud…  Did I mention, I’m rich?  
    Hurry… while I’m still available. 

  • The presidency is in a binary state – dumb and dumber

  • westcoastwiser

    “What’s happening?” Another hard question has Biden befuddled.

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s now late on Sunday and Biden has been standing there since early Friday.  I wonder if he gets any bathroom breaks?

  • sarahconnor2

    “Okay. I’m pointing and making a clicking noise and nothing’s happening. And what do you mean “mouse”? We run a clean establishment here.”

  • Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.