Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Vice President Biden answers questions on college affordability during a Twitter chat using the hashtag #AskVP. April 3, 2012. (Official White House Photo by David Lienemann)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


Posted by on April 27, 2012.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • BluesHarper

    ET phone home

  • 914

    If he clicks his heels 3 times he will end up in spandex..

    • http://wizbangblog.com/author/rodney-graves/ Rodney G. Graves

      UV (Unwanted Visual).

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  • Hank_M

    Biden: “Why doesn’t anything happen when I hit the buttons?
    Staff:   “Sir, that’s the projection screen, the computer is over here.”

  • KSTrojan1

    First successful testing of Microsoft’s mind reading technology. 

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “I asked the computer how high I could count on my fingers, and it answered back 1023, WTF’s with that?”

  • SCSIwuzzy

    “What’s Happening?”  Man, I miss that show.  Always laughed when Duane walked in and said “hi Hi HI”.  Don’t know if it aired in Hawaii or Indonesia.  But it was a big f4ck1ng deal here in the 70s…

  • 914

    “Whats Happening”

    The President has saved or created 20 million new jobs!  They are scheduled to be released after and no sooner then before the next selection cycle! 

  • 914

    This dummy would make a perfect pinata!!

  • obfuscator

    So, THIS is a big fffing deal?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7W4MWMYNXMN4ENFD6AI6SLJIFQ Michael J.

    Vice President Joe Biden one ups “The blind leading the blind” by becoming “The twit leading the twits!”

  • Anon Y. Mous

    Can just any twit just start using this thing, or do I have to show my credentials first?

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden plays jeopardy
    And the answer is “This is going through Obama’s mind as results come in on
    election day”

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden wonders why Chelsea Clinton blocked him from her facebook page.

  • retired.military

    Joe Biden is the test subject for the new mind reading machine


  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Biden to Twitter users: “Damn it, People! Pretend you follow me.”

    The Hill (04/27/12):

    Vice President Biden ordered supporters to “pretend you like me” after mocking them as “dull as hell” at a campaign fundraiser in Washington on Friday.*

    *Quote Source: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/224271-biden-to-dull-as-hell-fundraiser-pretend-you-like-me

  • retired.military

    And yet another attendee at  one of Joe Biden’s speeches woke up and tweeted the first thing on his mind.

  • The_Queen_of_France


    j03 b1D3|| pr3P4r3$ 70 d3//||$7r473 |-|1$ //4D L337 $|<1LL$

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill


  • obfuscator

    Siri,  If you don’t answer my question do know where I’m gonna put this finger?

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    In his usual fashion, Biden uses his finger to follow along and sounds out the hard words.

  • http://twitter.com/cathymv cathymv

    See what I mean, the first mainstream African-American is articulate – or he inspires republicans on twitter to be more articulate…. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDCC5K6M4WXTMX5EC52CCSGTVU Mario

    The Twitter Twaddle Tweeted Wound the World


    Twit Tweets Twaddle

  • http://www.facebook.com/yggdrasilradio Rick Adams

    “No, Mr. Vice President, ‘Follow Friday’ doesn’t mean we have to do everything you say.”

  • westcoastwiser

    The last Democrat VP invented the Internet; this one still can’t use it!

  • Brucepall

    Tall, dark, and handsome stud…  Did I mention, I’m rich?  
    Hurry… while I’m still available. 

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    The presidency is in a binary state – dumb and dumber

  • westcoastwiser

    “What’s happening?” Another hard question has Biden befuddled.

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s now late on Sunday and Biden has been standing there since early Friday.  I wonder if he gets any bathroom breaks?

  • sarahconnor2

    “Okay. I’m pointing and making a clicking noise and nothing’s happening. And what do you mean “mouse”? We run a clean establishment here.”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.