Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Photo of POTUS answering questions on twitter now in Iowa ‪#whchat‬

Source

Winners will be announced Monday evening due to the holiday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Well, tell them they need to oversample Democrats even more.  When even the MSNBC polls have Romney ahead it makes me look bad

  • RFA

    WoW Youporn.com  Just that easy.

  • Joe_Miller

    Mr. President, when you type in all caps it’s like shouting and, frankly, you haven’t done anything worth shouting about.

  • Todd Taylor

    If I lean just a little to the right… Ahhhh silent but deadly. I hope mr Obama does not get a wiff of this. Should have passed on the mexican food last night.

  • So this is the website where we got all the Columbian hookers?  How do I cancel my account so Michelle doesn’t find out?

  • sarahconnor2

    “Trust me, Sir. You don’t want to accuse the Republicans of creating a ‘Dog-eat-dog’ environment in Washington.”

  • Northwestnative

    Uploading his photo and fairy tales to EVERY Presidential biography on the web.

  • “…but do you really think appending “President Obama also attended Harvard” to Ted Kaczynski’s school profile is such a good idea?”

  • westcoastwiser

    Let see; I can run the country with a closed mind, so, I should be able to type with my eyes closed!

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  • fustian24

    Mr. President: You’re barely beating convicted felons and “None of the Above” in democrat primaries. What are you going to do when you have a run against an actual candidate in the general election?

  • fustian24

    Why do I keep getting sent links to pictures of naked male dangly bits from this person named “Chris Matthews”?

  • westcoastwiser

    And there he is contemplating how to use the white-out in the bottle next to the keyboard.

  • westcoastwiser

    Let me see; I think I’ve got it this time…
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

    Teacher, can I go now?

  • retired.military

    Theodore Roosevelt was President for 16 years.  President Obama sat in the oval office for 4 years.

    • 914

      In-between rounds of golf  and campaigning of course..

  • President Obama demonstrates how his plan creates more jobs with his newly hired tech guru close by telling him what to type online . . . not to mention the obligatory photographer to capture the moment.

  • obfuscator

     Barry pecks on his laptop:

    Dear Joe,
    Because MY re-election is a big fffing deal,  I regret to inform you that……

  • President Obama on the prowl for useful twits!

  • westcoastwiser

    Dear Michelle, I hate to use an email to tell you this, but it’s now time for us…

  • LiberalNightmare

    Looking ahead to November, Obama decides to update his Monster Board profile.

  • This “having a job” thing is the pits.  Guess I need to go back to community organizing

  • westcoastwiser

    Another online job application has Barry stumped at question #6.  Where were you born?  

  • westcoastwiser

    After all the times he’s tried, he still can’t score more than 4500 in solitaire.

  • 914

    “Excuse me sir!  I believe there are at least 18 zero’s in a trillion?”

    Barak : “It doesn’t matter,, I inherited it all from Boosh!!”

  • David Baskwill

    “It turns out I AM an African Prince after all! And I’m rich!”

  • fustian24

    Hey President Choom! Howsabout you step away from that Twitter nonsense and work on a budget?

  • fustian24

    Hey ChoomHead! We don’t need a Twoosh Master. We COULD use a budget though!

  • “Gee, I should have played this SimCountry game a few times before I became President!  Government stimulus doesn’t work in the game either!” 

  • Ken in Camarillo

    These damn poll numbers are a real downer.. I hope that tension knot in my cheek isn’t showing.

  • Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.