Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another winner. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Alec Baldwin shoves Daily News photographer Marcus Santos after leaving the Marriage Bureau Tuesday morning.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (herddog505) – REJECTED CAPITOL ONE COMMERCIAL: “Show me what’s in your wallet! SHOW ME WHAT’S IN YOUR F*CKING WALLET, MOTHER F*CKER!!!

2) (guido81_MA) – “Baldwin later apologized, telling the reporter that he merely mistook him for his teenaged daughter.

3) (fustian24) – “Alec is starting to show real signs of maturing. It used to be he only beat up women.

4) (Marilyn Heavener) – “Alec loses his mind when a photographer interrupts his Words With Friends game.

5) (John H) – “Actors against violence begin a reasoned discourse with a conservative tourist visiting Hollywood.

6) (Proof) – “Pee Wee Herman’s Ultimate Slap Fighting” got off to an inauspicious start.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to herddog505’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more caption that was popular with readers:

(Doc Musgrove) – “Alex will not face charges. As a special agent in the obama campaign, obama extended his executive privilege to Baldwin, shortly after denying he didn’t know Baldwin. A subsequent search of the photographer’s car revealed he was in possession of a 64oz “Big Gulp” and over 2oz of salt. Charges pending.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • I think this beats out all those submissions:

  • 914

    “Fork over the gunrunner video!!”

    • jim_m

      We can’t. 0bama had the forks confiscated.

  • herddog505

    Thank you.

  • Honey badger tearing into a weasel.