Heidi Klum Is Yummy

So I’m a day late on this, but supermodel Heidi Klum had a couple treats on display for her Twitter followers for the 4th of July.

First she’s posing with a great looking burger…

Then she showed you how she spent the 4th…

Pity she’s not a VP candidate, because a thorough vetting is most certainly in order…

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  • What? A supermodel who EATS?

    I thought they subsisted on the smell of orchids with an occasional half-raindrop…

    • jim_m

      A supermodel who EATS?

      Bulemics eat

  • Guest

    Heidi Klum Is Yummy

    Bath salts will turn you into a cannibal, dude.

  • OMG !!!

  • Wild_Willie

    That reminds me, I have to wax my cat. ww

  • jim_m

    Pity she’s not a VP candidate,

    If that were the case what would the over/under be on how long it took for a leftist to call her a whore and to bring up the race of her husband?

    • Walter_Cronanty

      Give me a hint – Is she on the R or D ticket?

      • jim_m

        R for argument’s sake since they are the one’s looking for a veep. And because the dems have never been able to find a female candidate that they can support that doesn’t look like Helen Thomas.

    • Guest

      And what race is her husband?

      • jim_m

        Why should it matter? Are some races OK to marry and others not?

        • Guest

          Never marry a Frenchman.

      • Vagabond661

        Human race.

        • jim_m

          Heidi seems to like humans if they are from Hamburg.

      • DERP!

      • LiberalNitemare

        Is he a white latino?

      • She’s divorced now.

  • GarandFan

    Er……..what hamburger?

  • LiberalNitemare

    You cant really prove that the second picture is really Heidi Klum.

    But who cares?

    • It came via her Twitter account, which is a verified account.