The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

August 22, 2012 | Filed under UN | Posted by

Thanks a lot, buddy.  The toothpaste is out of the tube now.

A Texas leader is warning of what he calls a ‘civil war’ and possible invasion of United Nations troops if President Barack Obama is re-elected.

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head is convinced that Mr. Obama winning a second term would lead to a revolt by the American people and he’s is pushing a tax increase for the district attorney’s office and the Lubbock County Sheriff’s Office. He says the money is needed to “beef up” it’s resources in case President Obama wins the November election.

What a week, huh?  First some Akins character in Missoura slips up and admits every single Republican who ever lived – including Abe Lincoln himself, who is credited with popularizing the theory – believes a rapee will turn her insides to a rocky place where the rapist’s seed can find no purchase.  Now Judge Blaggermouth lets Texas’ secession cat out of the bag in what has got to be the lamest appeal for a tax increase since Obama’s last stump speech.

Nice to see they give a shout out to Judge Head’s old alma mater Highland Park High School.  I too am an HPHS alum, along with the man who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan, John Hinckley.  I’ve got a long way to go before my low-grade idiot crazy can catch up with their unique brand of presidential crazy.  Perhaps some introspection is in order.

It probably has something to do with not liking my mom or wives.

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  • herddog505

    Oh, that’s just Tom being Tom. God love him! He’s just a blunt, out-spoken politician!

    /sarc

    Seriously, this guy needs to hang up his robes and seek professional help.

  • Commander_Chico_Cognoscente

    Hey, is it a coincidence that the remake of Red Dawn is coming out November 12, right after Obama gets reelected? I think not.

    • jim_m

      I think that if the North Koreans really tried to invade we could beat them by just offering them food.

      • Commander_Chico_Cognoscente

        I read that they ended up including the Chinese in the plot after all, realizing that the idea of the North Koreans invading alone was ridiculous.

        I think they shot this movie three years ago. One reason it’s been in the can is that there are too many references to fighting foreign invaders – at least we’re out of Iraq now.

        • jim_m

          They shot it 3 years ago but it still hasn’t died? They should have shot it better.

          • http://www.rustedsky.net JLawson

            Behead it, burn it, and scatter the ashes to the winds.

            Only then will we be safe…

      • UOG

        Or flood their communications links with videos from Spring Break in FL.

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  • http://opinion.ak4mc.us/ Scribe of Slog (McGehee)

    I don’t know much about Lubbock local politics, but I know the local gummint types lurve them some tax hikes. It doesn’t surprise me this joker would think he can appeal to the aginners with something that blatantly stereotypical. It shows his contempt for the Tea Party sensibility.

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Apparently one doesn’t need much intelligence to become a judge or a county commissioner in Lubbock County, Texas. I don’t know who is worse, a judge who apparently wears a tin foil hat instead of a ten gallon hat or a county commissioner who makes a claim of racism without supporting the claim with any evidence.