Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

August 24, 2012 | Filed under Weekend Caption Contest | Posted by

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

REFILE - CORRECTING LOCATION A teleprompter obscures U.S. President Barack Obama as he speaks during a campaign event at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio August 21, 2012. Obama is on a two-day campaign trip to Ohio, Nevada and New York. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS ELECTIONS)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Cary Antebi

    “#@%!&*, who pressed delete on this teleprompter?”

  • Cary Antebi

    Since he used it so much, it was just easier replacing Obama’s head with a teleprompter transplant.

  • Cary Antebi

    “Forward, you idiot…scroll the teleprompter forward!”

  • westcoastwiser

    And now we have Barack Obama rehearsing a 3 Dog Night hit:

    The ink is black, the page is white

    Together we learn to read and write

    A child is black, a child is white
    The whole world looks upon the sight

    A beautiful sight

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GDCC5K6M4WXTMX5EC52CCSGTVU Mario

    Q. How can you tell it’s the president’s security double and not Obama himself?

    A. You can’t see his ears.

  • Cary Antebi

    “Clinton told me I should use it so I can tell you later, I never looked you straight in the eyes and lied.”

  • Cary Antebi

    Stop complaining. This is a $2000 plate affair, and here’s the plate. I never promised you food.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “This isn’t a teleprompter, it’s a mirror. Man, I’m gorgeous!”

  • Cary Antebi

    It’s great to come out of the Oval office and see ya all. Hello?..where is everybody?”

  • Cary Antebi

    “For all of you who paid $250 for the cheap seats to my right…Suffer!”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Believe me, I don’t need a teleprompter to tell me what to say. I’ve got a hidden ear piece that does the job just as well.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I promised you I would never let anything come between me and the public…Well, almost everything.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “…And to quote from Fifty Shades of Gray, ‘She erotically touched…Hey, who’s on the teleprompter?”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I am not reading words other people put into my mouth…They just put them into my teleprompter.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “And in conclusion I’d like to say, ‘return to top of page’”

  • Cary Antebi

    “The trick is to go FORWARD while staying BEHIND something.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “My…uh…fellow…uh…Americans. I…uh…Hey, I don’t need a teleprompter script to talk like that.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I’m sure if President Roosevelt was alive today he would say, ‘Speak softly and carry a big teleprompter.’”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Four years ago I made a campaign promise of transparency. I’ve kept that promise…well, kind of.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I I don’t need teleprompters! I don’t need hidden ear pieces!… I can just write all this stuff down on the back of my hand with a ball point pen.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I’ll be with you folks in just a second, as soon as I finish this next stage of Angry Birds.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Instead of listening to this long boring speech, I suggest you just click on my last twitter I just posted.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Some people have told me I don’t have a head for this job.”

  • http://twitter.com/cathymv cathymv

    Obama finally figured out how to stop making anymore political gaffes…..

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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