Posted by Kevin on September 7, 2012. Filed under Weekend Caption Contest. Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
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Obama: “Just do what I do. Blame it on the previous homeowner, and say you need four more years to clean it up.”
djdrummond
“It was rough, but we’re expecting a full recovery.”
“From the storm?”
“Gosh, no. The storm was only a few hours. But we’re hoping we can fully recover from Obama, even though it’s gone on for years!”
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“You do know I’m Obama, and I’m standing right here?”
“Yyyyyuuup.”
RadiCalMan
“It’s not my fault, George Bush did it!”
http://twitter.com/BoogymanWF Jim
Obama says “Hey don’t get the bags of votes out yet, we need to wait until November!”
http://www.facebook.com/dan.melson Dan Melson
Foreclosure eviction? You didn’t build that!
914
So thats where all the vaunted stimulus went!
914
Doing the jobs ordinary white folk only dream of.. ( talkin’ out both sides of yo ass)
914
Job: “I want four more years of dead end dumpster diving!”
914
“We built this city on cock and bull!”
914
“My Solyndra exit strategy..!. Pile up tons of trash! Blame Booosh! .. And live happily ever after my rounds of golf!”
914
“Yes, but with my new renewable energy plan, you get to keep the bags for a fee up to and not lesser then the top 1% do not use at an annual percentage rate that social security would pay for if the conservatives would not stand in the way of my dreams for America!”
http://wizbangblog.com/ Shawn
Today, President Obama unveiled his newest stimulus program:
“Trash For Clunkers.”
914
We have paid for his retirement and all this trash for 4 years.. The least he could do is bow out gracefully like he does everywhere else but here..
http://www.facebook.com/ugfbill Bill George
“…and this is where I brought Bibi out the last time he was in the White House”
westcoastwiser
“So, this is what a yard sale looks like when you’ve lost your place.”
westcoastwiser
Don’t throw that shit away, we’ll take it down to West Virginia and give it to the out-of-work coal miners!
SCSIwuzzy
No matter how many times, and how many ways you try to explain your problems to me sir, the fact remains that you are white, male and middle class. Please stop mistaking me for someone that cares.
BluesHarper
You didn’t create this mess. The Government did.
The Scorpion
Do you have any shoes a size larger than the ones Michelle got me? No? How about a coffee table?
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill
“Toldya FEMA would give you a bunch of free sh*t.”
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill
“So where’s the white kitchen trash bags?…. RACIST!!!!”
Cary Antebi
“How about loaning me a billion?”
http://twitter.com/cathymv cathymv
Garbage in, Garbage out! Mr. President, you’re out!
Cary Antebi
“We have something in common. We’re both trying to sell garbage to the public.”
Cary Antebi
“OK, I’ll thrown in the Chia Pet and Thigh Master for 20 bucks, but that’s my final offer.”
Dale Dawson
You give me four more years and I will nationalize garbage pick-up too.
http://wizbangblog.com Kevin
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