Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “I haven’t seen a pair like that since Barack and Joe.

2) (Bird666) – “C’mon out, Bill–I know you’re in there!

3) (fustian24) – “Hell, I’ve got cankles bigger than those.

4) (Brian_The_Adequate) – “Hillary thought balloon: That tattoo says Bill was here…WTF!?

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Flaunt ’em if you got ’em and admire them if you don’t.

6) (Jwb10001) – “I’ve finally found something Bill and I have in common.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent caption deserving of menion:

(Dana Ace) – “Couple more years and those babies are gonna fall faster then a Libyan Dictator.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Thanks All! Thanks Kevin!
    (The first version I heard of that line dates back to the Carter era.
    Who has bigger boobs than Dolly Parton?
    Miss Lillian… She has Jimmy and Billy.)

    • fustian24

      Great. Competing with a comedy historian. Not fair.

      In fact, I have it on good authority that Rodney brought a handkerchief to the Caption Contest. It had jokes on it.
      As soon as I saw this one, I knew I’d lost. And all before I even got up. Gonna have to get up earlier before all the good snark is taken.

      • Competing with a comedy historian

        Flattery will get you nowhere… but please don’t stop.
        You’ve done a pretty fair job of making your own mark.
        …and I prefer Purveyor of Moronic Humor.

  • I suspect my reference to “motorboating” may have gone over some heads. Oh well.

    • fustian24

      Firstly, that’s disgusting.

      Next, I could have taken this contest, except I had just gotten off the plane in Denver and the altitude left me a little woozy.

      • I’m sure Crisrtina would agree on the “disgusting” part. At least that’s what she told me when I asked…

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  • Bird666

    Honored to be chosen!