Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Romney And Obama Appear Together To Roast Each Other And Themselves
  • Pretzel__Logic

    YOU said she looked like Mama Cass. Ah ah YOU said she looked like Cass, not me.

  • RadiCalMan

    Romney: “I want to go Right!” Obama: “I want to go Left!”

  • 914

    Romney inherits a depression! Obama inherits a spitoon!!

  • I told you they put plexiglass between us!
    What, they don’t trust us? Not you! Or you!

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    In unison “you want four years of this?”

  • retired.military

    In the interest of bipartisianship Mitt Romney agreed to play Chris Matthews while Obama sang

    It had to be you,

    it had to be you

    I’ve wandered around,

    finally found

    somebody who

    Could make me be true

    Whoa whoa whoa could make me be blue

    And, even be glad

    just to be sad

    thinkin’ of you

    Some others I’ve seen

    Might never be mean

    Might never be cross

    Or, try to be boss

    But, they wouldn’t do

    For nobody else

    gave me a thrill

    With all your faults,

    I love you still

    It had to be you, wonderful you

    It had to be you

    ‘Cause nobody else

    gave me a thrill

    With all your faults,

    I love you still now

    And it had to be you

    , it just had to be you

    It had to be you

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  • BillyT1

    B. O.—(I think I can take him at “rock, paper, scissors”. At least I’ll have one win)

  • RestlessLegs

    Welcome to Candidate Jeopardy. OK gentleman, the first answer is:
    “The candidate who strikes fear in the heart of every Democrat.”
    … Well, you’re BOTH correct.

  • fustian24

    Romney: you promised to bring down the deficit and you didn’t. You promised to cut unemployment and you didn’t. Your foreign policy has been a disaster, your Fast and Furious scandal comes with a death toll, and your PC blinders cost our ambassador his life.

    Obama: he had binders full of women…get it?

  • fustian24

    Romney: The only thing that has lowered in this country since you’ve been president is your golf score.

    Obama: Big Bird…Big Bird…Bain Capital….47%!

  • obfuscator

    Who’s your Daddy? NO, Who’s YOUR Daddy?

  • obfuscator

    Your administration’s record is an Obamanation. Uh, Uh, Uh, let me be clear, hmm, you have Romnesia. Candy says: Yes, that is correct. You have Romnesia.

  • obfuscator

    Mr. President, you have failed to deliver on every major promise you made as a candidate for the highest office in the country. No, that is absolutely not true and I resent such accusations. The American people know that I’ve merely evolved on those antiquated views, however, I do still support Big Bird.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Close encounters of the weird kind..

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Simultaneous thoughts: “There’s something wrong with this mirror!”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    “Hey, you’re wearing my tie!”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    “Remember, don’t cross the streams!”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Candy, this is a pretty good synchronized debate performance, however, they’re going to have at least a 0.2 point deduction because the index fingers weren’t parallel.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    We’ve shuffled our feet real fast on this new carpet, let’s see who gets the biggest shock.

  • keith jones

    Who farted?

  • Romney: “I say ‘potato’ and you say ‘potahto.'”
    Obama: “I say ‘tomato’ and you say ‘tomahto.'”
    Romney: “Potato.”
    Obama: “Potahto.”
    Romney: “Tomato.”
    Obama: “Tomahto.”
    Candy Crowly: “It, it, it, he did in fact, sir. So let me, let me call it ‘potato’ and ‘tomato.'”
    Obama: “Can you say that a little louder, Candy?”
    Candy Crowly: “He, he did call it ‘potato’ and ‘tomato.'”

  • Anon Y. Mous

    In shocking news from the Pull My Finger Grand Championship Pull-Off, Candy Crowley declared Obama the winner before either candidate even had their first finger pulled. She said in light of Obama’s unprecedented 4 years of pure stinkery, there was no point in even holding the contest.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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