Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Guest

    A cute but overly precocious visitor to the White House wants to know, “What is… THAT? It looks like the yearly production of severed limbs from an abortion clinic, glued into a grisly nexus of evil!”

    Two days later, the little darling’s “Aunt May” receives an audit notice from the IRS.

  • retired.military

    Spiderman defeats his latest dastardly villian – DEFICIT MAN

  • retired.military

    Kid “Hey is that the bathroom where BIll Clinton got laid?”

  • retired.military

    Another racist photo – white kid holds up a black man.

  • retired.military

    Obama – “Okay Okay, I will not classify web shooters as assault weapons”

  • stan25

    Obama cowering from a miniature superhero, just as Count Dracula cowers before a cross and for the same reason.

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  • sarahconnor2

    Obama enjoys a lighthearted moment with his debate coach.

  • BluesHarper

    “Make believe” comes so easy to Obama, along with 51% of the voting public.

  • Marvin

    No you can’t stop me from going on another vacation.

  • retired.military

    And Obama meets yet another economic genius (in comparision to himself).

  • retired.military

    Spiderman saves the WH.
    President mentions HIS OWN heroics 92 times in a 5 minute thank you speech.

  • Marvin

    Yes! My IQ is 5.

  • Obama and his eviler twin, trapped in the Phantom Zone, are foiled by a hero half their size with twice their integrity.

  • Jo Mama

    Spiderman: “Drats, I never should have switched over to union-built web shooters. This one is getting away!”

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