Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • jim_m

    Hillary laid to rest all speculation about her concussion by going in front of Congress and making a fool of herself.

  • john1v6

    Ask me that again and I will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!

  • DanMelson

    I did not have sex with that woman!

  • Bird666

    “No wire HANGERS!!!” (Mommie Dearest)

  • yetanotherjohn

    Didn’t I see her in Elf?

  • yetanotherjohn

    A strong argument for the Burqa

  • yetanotherjohn

    Every wonder why Bill Clinton fools around?

  • GarandFan

    You WILL address me as Madame President! Ooops, sorry, wrong prepared statement!

  • Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. — Rodney Dangerfield

  • sarahconnor2

    Omitted from the photo were the rest of the seven dwarves:
    Charles “Camera Shy” Schumer
    Babs “Genius” Boxer
    Harry “Honest” Reid
    Joe “Dignified” Biden
    Nancy “Natural looking” Pelosi
    and of course,

    Barack “Patriotic” Obama

  • Justrand

    Wanna play ball, scarecrow?

  • Last time I saw a mouth like that Chief Brody was shooting at the SCUBA tank wedged in it.

  • “Owww ooooh, werewolves of London. Owww ooooh…”

  • Joe_Miller

    I want my Maypo!

    • GMTA

      • Joe_Miller

        Crap! Missed it. But I have to admire your genius!

      • fustian24

        So do the other kind. “grin”.

  • 914

    “I am sick and tired of these hearings and I am not going to take it any more!”

  • Scary, creepy alien critter to emerge from gapping maw in 3…2…1

  • fustian24

    They took away my precious!

  • Conservachef

    Earlier this week the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) released a photo of the newly discovered species, Screaming Harpius. This human-like species tends to inhabit areas with high BS levels, has a low tolerance for truth, and survives on the graveyard and pet-cat block of voters.

    Due to the environmental impact any new construction might have on the Screaming Harpius habitat, the EPA is requiring a permit for any new sewage treatment or disposal system in Washington DC and New York.

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  • sabbahillel


    Determinedly, Dafydd Doubles Down on der Daring Democrat Divination


    Hatched by Dafydd

    Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham will never, ever, ever be
    the Democrat nominee for President of the United States. Not in
    2016, not in 2020, not never.

    Bank it.

  • sabbahillel

    How dare you expect me to change the habits of a lifetime and tell the truth.

  • Marvin

    Crap, my diaper is leaking!

  • jester7653

    This is nothing compared to what would have happened if I got the call at 3 o’clock in the morning!

  • Hank_M

    I KNOW!!! FATHER OF THE YEAR???? I couldn’t believe it either!!

  • Plinytherecent

    New aquatic species: the large mouth bitch

  • Bird666

    “Your mother sucks [s]ocks [that] [sm]ell!”

  • Conservachef


  • westcoastwiser

    Can’t wait for her :PMS to kick in!

  • Jim

    I SAID, I. WANT. A. COOKIE!!!!!!!

  • “Yes, I am wearing new glasses.
    They help me with my double vision, which matches my doublespeak.”

  • RadiCalMan

    “Well Senators, it has become abundantly apparent that when the phone rang at 3 AM, neither Barry or I knew what to do!”

  • Gee, where is a bucket of water when you need one?

  • RadiCalMan

    “What difference did I make!”, I believe that says it all.

  • Marvin

    What difference does it make?

  • 914

    Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

  • The_Queen_of_France


  • Paul Hooson

    The Hillary, a warrior race far more feared than the Klingons.

  • LiberalNightmare

    What difference does it make if I lied! You voted for Elizabeth Warren and you’ll vote for me too!

  • retired.military

    And here we have a picture of a rare mythological creature known as the Harpy.

  • “I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!”

  • jim_m

    “Nobody needs an assault rifle, just like Rosa Parks didn’t need to sit in the front of the bus!”

  • RestlessLegs

    The word “honorable” apparently has no meaning anymore.

  • The_Weege_99

    “I am Kirok!”

  • Cameron Paterson

    Godzillary Clinton.

  • RestlessLegs

    I have never even MET this Ben Gahzee you keep asking me about!!

  • The_Queen_of_France

    Hillary’s audition for The Vagina Monologues.

  • sarahconnor2

    “Senator Paul, I INSIST you join me for a picnic in Fort Marcy Park!”

  • Cary Antebi

    Proof PMS doesn’t subside after 35.

  • Cary Antebi

    Hillary having a bad hair day.

  • David

    And this invisble paper can be made into invisble money and all our troubles are over