Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    You won the election already. You don’t have to pander for the Indian vote.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think this is just a set up for one of those ‘Face – Palm – Fail’ photos.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, anything that distracts you from the economy, deficit, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Al Qaedi resurgence, etc. is good for the president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’s Lord of the Lies, not Lord of the Flies. Can’t this administration get anything right?

  • yetanotherjohn

    The life cycle of the house fly involves the adult laying the eggs in something dead.

  • Obama: “I’m lord of the flies? That’s not so bad. If I were lord of the fries, then Michelle would really be on my case.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Anyone got a can of RAID

  • Dale Dawson

    Duh, my teleprompter didn’t tell me that my fly was ‘up there.’ I always thought it was ‘down there.’

  • retired.military

    Obama (reading from his teleprompter “Chuck Hagel is a There is a fly on your face great choice for SecDEF”

  • retired.military

    Obama introduces his 2nd candidate for Sec DEC stating that he is only slightly less qualified than Hagel.

  • retired.military

    Fly “What stinks around here?”

  • retired.military

    Obama tried to eat the fly and missed the mark yet again.

  • retired.military

    Obama introduces his newest green energy garbage recycling czar

  • retired.military

    Obama “And I have created an additional job for low skill workers… government fly swatters. This will fill a great need within this govt. “

  • retired.military

    fly “I just cant quit you”

  • JayWills

    I don’t care what you do with a turd, you can’t fool flies.

  • Olsoljer

    What eats shit and bothers people? (Is this a “trick” psychological captioning?)

  • retired.military

    “”That fly was attacking the President and the Secret Service agent was just doing his job” President Biden remarked when asked about the secret service agent who accidentally shot and killed President Obama yesterday.

  • Vagabond661

    AP – “We are no longer affected by any countries’ No Fly Zone.” President Obama said today in a press conference as he rolled out the smallest drone in Homeland Security’s arsenal.

  • Bird666

    Nixon bugged the DNC headquarters; Boehner bugged the DNC head.

  • Wild_Willie

    The fly: “I have this tumor on my ass.” ww

  • Flies eat crap……..makes him a ****head.

  • retired.military

    Obama “And we are trying to figure out where the fly is in the ointment of America’s economic recovery”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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