Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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The American Experience: Atlanta Style
  • DRUDGEBREAKING: Super intelligent fly discovered by scientists. “This fly really knows its shit.” developing…

  • “Yes I’m absolutely positive that the White House is not bugged.”

  • When later asked why she hit the President twice, Hillary stated, “…but I saw two flies.”

  • “Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem” (Thwack)

  • Bird666

    Sticking it to us like a fly on shit

  • Bird666

    “Fly on the clusterfuck, shoo fly shoo”

  • Bird666

    “Fly on the clusterfuck, shoo fly shoo”

  • William Golding was only off by one letter.

  • jim_m

    Lord of the Flies

    • Timely.

      • jim_m

        He’s aiming for the same kind of society.

  • Hank_M

    The rot begins at the top

  • “:What does it matter?”

  • Reporter: “As William Golding might say, “You’re the Lord of the Lies.”
    Obama: “Don’t forget the F’in lies…
    Reporter: “We won’t.”

  • Joe_Miller

    “What is this loathsome thing on me?”…says the fly

  • john1v6

    For a $5 payment, you can take one swing with the flyswatter. This will reduce the deficit by $200B this year alone.

  • fustian24

    Flies are attracted to sugar and poop. And Obama is definitely NOT sugar.

  • fustian24

    Vermin stick together.

  • fustian24

    The Lord of the Fly.

  • fustian24

    if it’s young enough, Sen. Menendez will be all over that.

  • fustian24

    Like a fly on…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I think I’ll try out that new secret teleporter device that government scientists have been working on, right now. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that….”

  • fustian24

    Obama’s new budget is already attracting attention.

  • Wild_Willie

    One adult maggot hanging with another. ww

  • Paul Hooson

    The worst remake of that famous “Help Me” scene from THE FLY ever….

  • Paul Hooson

    “Some people think I’m a shitty president”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, if you thought that the first term was shitty, then just wait…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, more people thought that I was a little less shitty than Romney. That sort of says something, doesn’t it? I hope? That’s almost an endorsement…”.

  • fustian24

    One of these things feeds on decay and spreads pestilence, and the other is a fly.

  • DanMelson

    One is a disgusting low-life that performs its ecological function by eating and spreading shit

    The other is a fly

  • 914

    Every turd has it’s day!!

  • GarandFan

    Birds of a feather………..or………Nature really knows her shit!

  • fustian24

    And wouldn’t we all prefer a President that doesn’t gather flies?

  • Porkopolis

    New York Times reporter’s question to Obama:

    “Mr. President, there are reports that the Iranians have taken control of another drone. Can you please comment?”

    (Background: New York Times :
    U.S. Navy Denies Iran’s Claim to Have Captured Drone
    From Blimps to Bugs: The Miniaturization of Drone Technnology)

  • President Do-Little summons his minion.

  • Last time Obama had a fly in his face it was Reggie Love’s…

  • UOG

    If a rolling stone gathers no moss shouldn’t we expect a busy President to not attract flies?

  • and the fly says “doc can you cut this growth off my ass?”

  • fustian24

    It’s official. We have a shitty President.

  • fustian24

    My God, that fly is tea-bagging the President!

    • Paul Hooson

      Jesus, “Tea-Bagging”. How funny! To quote the Bible, you’re “a man after my own heart”, Fustian! That’s the damnest thing I’ve read all day!

  • Greg Wood

    Under Obamacare, removal of certain skin growths will not be covered.

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  • Marvin

    Now we know what his brain is made of!

  • David F. Baskwill

    This [email protected]#%ing parasite is cutting into my sh*t sandwich search.

  • Bird666

    Now that’s what I call a flyboy!

  • RestlessLegs

    “Wow,” said the fly. “What a pile!”

  • Obama: “I don’t know what you’re staring at… Barney Frank has a fly in his face nearly all the time.

    • juandos

      Cruel dude!

      But funnnyyyyy!

      I about lost it…:-)

  • President Obama’s initiative to replace the Bald Eagle as America’s symbol suffered a setback moments later, when a Secret Service agent hit the replacement symbol with a bean bag round.

  • “You’ll swat your eye out, kid!”

  • RadiCalMan

    Obama’s second term is attracting flies already!

  • RadiCalMan

    The President poses for a candid picture with scientist Seth Brundle.

    “Be afraid, be very afraid!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I remember when Obama could catch a fly out of the air during an interview. My how the mighty have fallen.