Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Baltimore Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl XLVII Most Valuable Player Joe Flacco rides with Mickey Mouse in a parade through the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Florida rides in this handout provided by Walt Disney World Company February, 4, 2013. REUTERS/Matt Stroshane/Walt Disney World/Handout

Winners for this week’s contest and last week’s contest will be announced Monday morning.

Updatae: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • fustian24

    I’m going to Disney World. It’s f***ing awesome!

  • fustian24

    Disneyland is kind of like Washington. Disneyland is where “Dreams come true”. Washington is where “Nightmares are born”.

  • fustian24

    Obama wants the NFL to make the shotgun illegal.

    • fustian24

      You can tell the dems are serious. They’ve relabeled the shotgun as an “Assault Play”.

  • fustian24

    Manti Te’o told Joe that this is where he first met his imaginary girlfriend.

  • fustian24

    Mickey, for the last time, get your mouse hand off my a##!

  • fustian24

    After this it’s on to Camp David to shoot skeet with the President.

  • 914

    Whats difference does it make?

  • retired.military

    Obama (wearing the 00 jersey) just had to get into the picture.

  • UOG

    While watching the parade, Roger Goodell made a note to himself to add Sleeping Beauty, Chip and Dale to his list of available replacement referees.

  • herddog505

    Win the Superbowl. Go to Disneyworld. Second child on the way.

    Does it get any better?

  • Flacco: “Please to meet you Mr. President, I didn’t know you’d be here….. Wanna go skeet shooting later?”

  • MM: “Why do you keep saying, ‘Nevermore?'”

  • Bird666

    Buffalo Bills teammates Mickey Mouse and Goofy always enjoy this happy part of the Super Bowl experience. The games, not so much.
    (It looks like they’re wearing Bills uniforms, no?)

    • UOG

      The Bills? You mean the only NFL team to have their record memorialized with a telephone area code specific to their stadium – 044?

  • “No Jim, I’m staying the Ravens and I don’t want to come play for you… and where did you get that costume?”

  • Wild_Willie

    Mickey sacks the beotch! ww

  • fustian24

    The 49’ers were on their way to winning until Kaepernick realized that he just wasn’t up for Disneyland.

  • fustian24

    Disneyworld is building a new NFL-themed area called “Concussion World”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The real trick to being a football player ventriliquist isn’t keeping your lips from moving during audibles, it’s getting your three fingered hand into position to throw the ball.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I still say the team has a mickey mouse back up quarterback.

  • yetanotherjohn

    For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph – a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

    Now your just get an over sized rodent patting your butt.

    • Bird666

      Ha! Next year, when RGIII is in that “chariot” we’ll bring back all that stuff!

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know Jerome Boger was a chipmunk.

  • Flacco: “R.O.U.S? Hmpf… I din’t beleef dey existed.”

  • Today they meet Mickey.
    Tomorrow they go to the White House to meet Goofy.

  • Porkopolis

    Obama (dobule ‘zero!’) in the background: “Throw me the ball…I’m open!”

  • Flacco: “So what do you think about Ray Lewis?”
    MM: ♬ “Hotdog hotdog hot diggety dog.” ♬

  • “I’m telling you, Mickey, ‘It’s so Raven’ has been done!”

  • fustian24

    Ray Lewis was invited, but he and his posse couldn’t get through the metal detectors.

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  • RestlessLegs

    Mickey: “Oh no, Joe! We don’t use that kind of language here!”

  • Vagabond661

    Flacco – MVP of the Superbowl
    Obama – MIA during Benghazi

  • ‘The stuff that dreams are made of…’, cuz that’s the wrong brother…

  • Marvin

    We now know why they won the Super Bowl.

  • Cary Antebi

    Yeah, right…that’s just what Flacco wanted to do after the Super Bowl.

  • Cary Antebi

    One franchise meets another.

  • Cary Antebi

    Flacco’s penalty after the game.

  • Cary Antebi

    “Hey, I said I want to go to the the Playboy Mansion.”

  • Updatae: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.