Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama visits a pre-kindergarten classroom at the College Heights Early Childhood Learning Center in Decatur, Ga., Feb. 14, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Vagabond661

    “You’re holding it the wrong way, Mr. Obama.”

  • Vagabond661

    Obama: “How did you get to preschool without the government?”

  • RestlessLegs

    “I see Bobby … and Suzy … and Joey … and a lifetime of government dependency for all of you!”

    • RestlessLegs

      Does anyone else remember the “magic mirror” from Romper Room?

  • RestlessLegs

    Today’s lesson: Stranger Danger.

  • RadiCalMan

    “Sorry kid, when I’m through, you’re gonna need a better magnification glass than this to see your chance of enjoying the American Dream!”

  • RadiCalMan

    “Mr. President, why is that fly on your forehead, from last week, still there?”

  • Guest

    .Hmm, You do have a lot of cavities, Julia. I’ll have the nurse pull your teeth for you. No sense using a dentist for this. Are you trying to bankrupt obamacare already?

  • MartinLandauCalrissian

    “See, you are ALL little people to me.”

  • GarandFan

    No, no, no. When you want to see what a GREAT job I’m doing, you have to look through this MAGIC lens.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m just glad that he has admitted he doesn’t know everything and is returning to school at an appropriate level.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Obama administration still refuses to answer the question if they would use drones to kill Americans in the US. However, they do seem to be taking a firm position on using a magnifying glass to burn something other than ants.

  • yetanotherjohn

    So Obama doesn’t have a problem with guns in elementary schools when they are there to protect him.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I spy with my little eye, someone who can be sold for medical experiments in order to pay for Obamacare.

  • RestlessLegs

    A hand-held teleprompter seemed like a good idea at first.

  • David F. Baskwill

    “I see a faithful Romper-Room voter!”

  • David F. Baskwill

    “I see a faithful Romper-Room voter!”

  • Guest

    Uh Mister President, maybe if you look through the other side, you may see the world as it really is.

  • Cary Antebi

    “It’s called making yourself look bigger than you really are.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Big Brother is watching you.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Just don’t use it to read the fine print in my Obamacare.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    ….and now for this weeks installment of Father Goof’s Nursery Rhymes brought to you straight from the PIllageVillage.

    Baa Baa black sheep, tax burdens to fulfill
    ..Yessir yessir, bend over we will
    A third for Congress asses,
    ..third for the POTUS jerk,
    ..Distribute the rest to those that won’t work.
    Baa Baa black sheep, that is the socialist will
    ..pay ’till we’re all broke, leave the future a big bill.

  • Bill_M

    And before it shoots, the drone looks really close at the target…

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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