Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama dances on stage with school children during an event to bring physical activity back to schools, hosted by the American Alliance for Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance (AAHPERD) and the Alliance for a Healthier Generation in Chicago, Illinois, February 28, 2013. REUTERS/Jeff Haynes (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS EDUCATION HEALTH SOCIETY)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Wild_Willie

    Ya gotta go when ya gotta go. ww

  • RestlessLegs

    Her dance received a score of 7.3 … on the Richter scale.

  • cathymv

    Who needs exercize balls when you got thunder thighs like that.

  • Joe_Miller

    I’d planned to gain 20 lbs in my butt this year, but only gained 15. I’VE LOST 5 POUNDS!!!

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    NASA floats a new theory as to the cause of the recent suspected meteor explosion over the Ural mountains in Russia.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    A woman’s gotta know her limitations.

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Obama (looking at a nasty thing on floor): “Oooh! That looks like something that came from a dog . . . or my husband’s administration. It’s difficult to tell the two apart.”

  • cathymv

    Here in NY we have the Harlem Shake, in Washington they have the Obama Shakedown!!

  • sarahconnor2

    Wow, the press was SOOOOOO on the mark when they compared her to Jackie Kennedy.

  • GarandFan

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!

  • sarahconnor2

    We got a great big convoy, truckin’ through the night.
    We got a great big convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight.

  • sarahconnor2

    Forget gun control.

    Someone needs bun control.

  • RestlessLegs

    Flotus Tootus.

  • http://nomayo.mu.nu Stephen_Macklin

    OOOH!! Someone dropped a french fry!

  • http://wizbangblog.com/ Baron Von Ottomatic

    I’ve got a really funny comment for this photo – probably the winning entry – but was forced to cut it due to sequestration.

    • cathymv

      Perfect !!!

  • http://wizbangblog.com/ Baron Von Ottomatic

    Her 40 yard dash time was faster than expected but Michelle Obama’s performance in the shuttle and three-cone drill was the big story coming out of the NFL combine.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G7YIUZMXOD5JGZZTCYMVA75KFU Shadow

      She’s definitely got that lineman physique and the stance down!

  • james

    Oh, last Twinkie in the world,the 5 second rule doesn’t apply here.

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  • obfuscator

    Eh~ First lady

    Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style

  • The_Weege_99

    FLOTUS got back.

  • David F. Baskwill

    The wig will not come off! The wig will not come off! Call before midnight tonight and get a second wig for just shipping and handling. Bamco Wigs are found atop Royalty!

  • Guest

    Oooooh! Now i know how Al Roker felt at the white house.

  • Jack Zimms

    Show us what your husband looks like when he comes up with
    ideas.

  • MachiasPrivateer

    Do you want us to supersize your Depends?

  • stevierayv

    bobo says looks SQUATCHY to me

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Squat and Jerk

  • http://www.facebook.com/kent.lindstrom.3 Kent Lindstrom

    Most people use toilet paper not the Harlem Shake to get rid of Klingons.

  • fustian24

    Where’s sequestration when you need it?

  • RestlessLegs

    People often turn green right before they throw up.

  • vladtheimp

    Mooch having an Al Roker moment . . . .

  • The_Queen_of_France

    Michelle Obama brings back the draft.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    She Hulk SMASH!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Michelle, teaching the new “Occupy” dance, gets to the “cop car” chorus.

  • retired.military

    Michelle prepares to screw America yet again.

  • retired.military

    The Ghostbusters reboot with Michelle playing the Stay Puff Marshmellow man never quite got the reviews as the original.

  • LiberalNightmare

    When Michelle does the Harlem shake, Harlem shakes.

  • sarahconnor2

    Okay-now I believe that the president is gay.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    The First Lady queefs to handily beat a goat in her own Taylor Swift Trouble parody.

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Might as well include the original parody here

  • Bird666

    Flotusaurus

  • Bird666

    “Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Moochzilla!”

    Blue Oyster Cult revisited

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      They don’t make cowbells that big

  • Bird666

    “Hey hey hey, it’s Faaaaaaaat Albert!”

  • Bird666

    I thought Ray Lewis retired

  • Dale Dawson

    And THIS is how I do poo.

  • 914

    Butt Ugly

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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