Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama bounces a soccer ball off his head after receiving it as a gift while hosting the 2012 Major League Soccer (MLS) Cup winner Los Angeles Galaxy, at a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, March 26, 2013. REUTERS/Larry Downing

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Kim John Un makes good on at least one of his promises.

  • Conservachef

    O: Why do you call it “juggling” when you’re only using one ball?

  • O-bum-ball

  • Joe_Miller

    Well, that’s one way to get rid of a fly.

    • Extra points for cross contest referencing. 🙂

  • The President introduces his next new Secretary of State… Wilson.”

  • One is involved in pointless pasttimes, is kicked around, goes out of bounds, and dribbles…. the other is a ball.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m attempting to reach out to Romney voters by doing more dweeb athletics more often attributed to Whites”.

  • obfuscator

    Obama’s staunchest supporters were not impressed when they were told to report to the Ballroom for an important announcement.

  • Tanuki Man

    One is an orb filled with air, the other is a soccer ball.

  • Upon seeing “Mr. Ben,” Obama knew that Hillary Clinton was close by, but was left wondering just when “Mr. Wa” would appear.

  • 2klbofun

    One is an empty shiny object adored by throngs of international elitists. The other is a soccer ball.

  • cathymv

    Obama doesn’t understand the rules of Dodgeball!

  • Coach Sutter thinks to himself – “I can’t believe this idiot is the POTUS! I’m so glad I’m a Canadian right now.”

  • “We did a lot of this when I was a kid where I grew up.”

  • Coach Sutter: “I should have brought a puck.”

  • stan25

    Obama trying to use Jedi mind tricks to fool the American people into thinking he is the reincarnation of the Galactic Emperor.

  • cathymv

    Obama just invented the Large Headon Collider!!

  • GarandFan

    “DUCK! That’s NOT one of my drones!”

  • GarandFan

    No Mr President, that’s not how you prove you’re “Better than any Navy SEAL”!

  • jim_m

    The president discovers that unlike his political endorsements, his boosterism for the US National Soccer Team cannot make Americans care less about soccer

  • Vagabond661

    Obama using his head for the first time in office.

  • GarandFan

    An alien probe concludes that; based on observing some of the planet’s “leaders”, there is no intelligent life on earth.

  • Obama’s biggest regret about the sequestration was the cut in the White House entertainment budget.

  • RestlessLegs

    Ball. Pretty ball.

  • Porkopolis

    Gooooooooooooooooooal Foooooooooooooooooooool!

  • Guest

    You guys are joking that’s there’s a Sword of Damocles in there,right?…right?…C’mon guys.

  • cathymv

    Tomorrow mornings headlines from the liberal media: Moses parted the seas, but Obama levitates a ball! He is our Messiah!!

  • retired.military

    After the unfortunate incident with President Obama, the software of the silver death star drone was changed from “kill America’s enemies” to a specific list of America’s enemies.

  • stan25

    Obama views the scale model of the Death Star, as it hovers about his Pinocchio nose.

  • westcoastwiser

    This is classic – he can juggle one ball!

  • westcoastwiser

    Another meteor headed for Earth is deflected by the power of the presidency!

  • TRUTV at it’s best.

  • Isn’t it amazing Obummer has nothing better to do than this!

  • BHO is being paid for this BS?

  • Balance the ball, honk the horn, then Michelle gives me a fish!

  • sarahconnor2

    That’s funny-after the last five years, I didn’t think Obama had ANY balls.

  • 914

    The three stooges would be impressed..

  • Guest

    Damn, I was wondering why Joe Btfsplk was jumping for joy as I was leaving Dogpatch this morning.

  • Jwb10001

    I got it, I got it, I don’t got it.

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  • “RED CARD!!!”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.