Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama plays tennis during the 135th annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, April 1, 2013. REUTERS/Jason Reed

Winners will for last week’s contest and this weekends contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • guido81_MA

    Obama eagerly takes up tennis after mishearing that it could lead to a score of “Reggie” – Love.

  • Vagabond661

    The President responded to criticism for his 2 for 22 effort in basketball by doubling down in tennis.

  • Vagabond661

    President Obama does his “Walter” face at the Jeff Dunham Celebrity Tennis Tournament.

  • GarandFan

    Hey! I only do “softballs”, you think you’re Bill O’Reilly or something?

  • westcoastwiser

    The onlookers were thrilled that Obama chose their gathering to introduce the latest weapon to be used in defense of the nation. Cameras were issued to most so they could record this historic moment, just before it was interrupted for a cigarette break!

  • westcoastwiser

    Another official photo of one who Schwarzenegger described as a girly-man!

  • Bird666

    Hard to believe, but he looks more athletic here than when he throws out first pitches at baseball games in mom jeans.

  • westcoastwiser

    Incoming, incoming! I’ll cover everyone with my new missile defense shield.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You see an incompetent tennis player. I see a man who can play tennis, hold his own limbo bar and wreck the economy all at the same time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama today announced he will personally lead the US Olympic team in 2016. What could go wrong.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Living in the US city that is third on North Korea’s atomic hit list, I’m not sure if I should be concerned that Obama is off playing tennis and ignoring the issue or comforted that Obama isn’t getting personally involved with defending the US.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In order to make ends meet with the sequester, Obama decides to make some extra money as a tennis pro.

  • Bird666

    Racketeer

  • Wild_Willie

    Is that the yellow ball of responsibility? ww

  • retired military

    Obama “we play tennis at Camp David all the time”

  • retired military

    Obama “My administration has taken over the running of the Wizbang caption contest. As such we will run it as smoothly and efficiently as I play sports”

  • retired military

    President Obama declined to take up Kim Jong Il on his offer of a friendly tennis match.

  • retired military

    ;As the secret service escorted the ETRADE baby out of the standards he was overheard saying “Apparently yelling BRICK is frowned upon in this establishment “

  • retired military

    MSNBC News
    “3 Secret service officers were fired for failing to protect the president from the assassination attempt”

  • retired military

    Little girl in background “Mommy why does that big TV over there say “SWING” on it”

  • retired military

    Chris Matthews “And today President Obama showed his prowess on the tennis courts by beating the top ten players in the world all at one time”

  • stan25

    Those choom lessons really paid off. Barry finally found something that he can do.

  • Porkopolis

    TOTUS shows POTUS who’s most Odious

  • jester7653

    He plays tennis the same way he plays baseball. Like a girl.

  • Simpleton meets Wimbledon.

  • The_Weege_99

    In order to diminish the images of his opening day girlie-throw and his manly 2-for-22 b-ball effort, President Obama attempts to resurrect his manliness factor by taking in a little tennis.
    An unnamed staffer was heard to be discussing a new Obama summit with Putin. In exchange for more ABM concessions, Putin will give Obama pointers on how to look manly.

  • retired military

    President Obama – Playing tennis like he manages the economy since 2009

  • RestlessLegs

    It’s not easy being metrosexual.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Ooh! Ah! Get away from me! Now I know how Jimmy Carter felt in that canoe.

  • The president learned he shouldn’t try to tax Happy Fun Ball either.

  • retired military

    Jesse Jackson “Mr President you have to show the white voters that you are one of them. You are half white after all”
    Obama “So what do you suggest”
    Jesse Jackson “Play some basketball and some tennis”
    Obama “I suck at both of those”
    Jesse Jackson “That is my point”

  • retired military

    Kim Jong Il shoots handguns and directs artillery
    Obama flubs a tennis ball.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.