Brandon Darby’s Epic Smackdown of Wankette

Sometimes the Internet is fun and Breitbart’s own Brandon Darby had a ball slamming the profane Wankette after it accused him of being a “snitch” for helping the feds stop a domestic bombing in 2008 as well as lying about what he recently said about the Aryan Brotherhood.

Firstly, for those unaware, Darby used to be a prominent organizer on the left but when he became aware of a popular Palestinian nonprofit’s efforts to kill Israeli civilians, he approached the FBI. The FBI later tasked Darby with infiltrating an anarchist effort to prevent Republicans from assembling during the 2008 RNC. While helping protect the rights of those attending the RNC, a bombing plot against Republican delegates and law enforcement officers was uncovered and Darby ultimately chose to testify against the bomb-makers and his identity was released. Whether Wankette was upset at Darby for protecting Israeli civilians or for protecting Republican delegates and law enforcement officers, or both, is unknown. Regardless, Wankette called him a “snitch” for his service.

But Wankette’s newest attack on Darby is over his latest Breitbart piece, “FBI Documents Connect Aryan Brotherhood with Mexican Cartels.” In it, Darby points out that the Aryan Brotherhood isn’t just about white supremacy anymore.

As Darby reported, “several law enforcement personnel from the FBI and other agencies confirmed with Breitbart News that the Aryan Brotherhood’s criminal activities are seldom driven by race; their focuses are drug and sex trafficking, as well as murder-for-hire.”

Darby’s piece also references an official 2011 FBI report on gangs and over twenty years worth of now declassified internal FBI reports showing the Aryan Brotherhood’s long-standing collaboration with Mexican-organized crime networks.

So what does Wankette say? In an absurd Tweet, Wankette purposefully mischaracterizes Darby’s central thesis saying, “Breitbart’s Brandon Darby: Aryan Brotherhood Can’t Be Racist Because They Have Mexican Friends.”

In its hit piece, one so heedless of any facts or truth, Wankette digs Darby as a ‘”start snitching’ correspondent” who “produced a piece filled with so much non-sensical dog vomit that” blah, blah, blah, and ridicules Darby for saying that the Aryan Brotherhood is not solely motivated by racism. Wankette is completely unable to understand the truth as stated by law enforcement officials that the AB can find its way clear to work with the “brown” people when it comes to making huge cash profits via its criminal enterprises. The folks at Wankette can’t grasp this and think that because the AB are racist, they can’t possibly be able to sublimate their racism for giant stacks of cash. Wankette has no capacity at nuance, it appears

Of course, contra to Wankette, Darby didn’t say that the Aryan Brotherhood “can’t be racist” because they are working with the Mexican cartels. He didn’t say that at all. He just said that racism is not the AB’s sole motivation for its activities these days. The two goals are not mutually exclusive, Wankette.

Darby’s points were backed up by others in the media, too. Several days after Darby posted his initial piece about the Brotherhood, Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro re-played the same points saying that it’s really all about the money for the Brotherhood and that motivation has nothing to do with white supremacy.

“The National Gang Intelligence Center says the Ayran Brotherhood works directly with the Mexican Cartels to protect the Cartel’s smuggling routes, to collect debts, transport illicit goods, and execute rival drug traffickers,” Pirro affirms.

“Clearly there’s more to this than white supremacy.”

Sadly, Wankette is intellectually unable to grasp the facts around this far reaching and developing story.

Meanwhile, as Twitchy pointed out, Darby had a ball slamming Wankette for its inability to understand the news. Darby himself repaired to Twitter to slam the liberal website.

Go get ’em, Brandon.

(BY the way, I KNOW is it spelled “Wonkette,” but it should be Wankette because the gay boys that run the site are just wanks all day and anyone that goes there deserves to get a face full of garbage.)

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  • Brucehenry

    Wonkette is a humor/satire site, genius.

    • And the Daily Show is humor-satire, but how many folks were getting their political ‘news’ from it?

    • herddog505

      Oh, yes, the “I was just joking” defense, favored tactic of lefties everywhere when they say something stupid or indefensible. Based on that, one would think that the democrat party is a stand-up comic group.

      I took a quick look at Wonkette: it seems to be as much “humor / satire” as Wizbang. Some of today’s headlines:

      North Carolina Republican Loves Praying, But Only The Jesus Kind Because Otherwise It Is Terrorism

      Your Evening Nice Time: Rad Metal Dudes Record Hilarious Parody Of Traditional Marriage Folk

      Taking Firefighters Hostage, So Hot Right Now (Updated)

      Glenda Jackson Literally Rips Into Margaret Thatcher’s Mouldering Corpse During Parliament Memorial

      I’m dying with laughter…

      • Brucehenry

        Wonkette is 80% hilarious and 20% try-too-hard-cutesy. It’s decidedly leftwing, more so than,say, the Daily Show. I get that nobody likes to see their ox get gored. But Darby should refrain from patting himself on the back for giving a “smackdown” to a humor site. Wonkette readers realize they’re not being fed Gospel Truth and 100% fact..

        The funniest part about Wonkette’s articles are the comments. There are some real Gems of Snark in there.

        • MartinLandauCalrissian

          If you said 99% try-to-hard-cutsey, you’d be on to something.

        • Jwb10001

          Shitty defense for completely lying about what someone said.

    • Jwb10001

      Then they should put funny stuff on their site…. don’t you think?

  • herddog505

    WTH the gay boys that run the site

    Why, why, WHY did you have to do that? You have a fairly good article… and you had to close it with that?

    I don’t know if they people who run Wankette are gay or not, and I really don’t care.

    For shame.

    • Really. Can we just leave the plumbing orientation out of these criticisms? Please?

    • warnertoddhuston

      Don’t like it? Don’t read it.

    • warnertoddhuston

      Don’t like it? Don’t read it.

      • herddog505

        Well, alrighty, then.


        • MartinLandauCalrissian

          You are a reflexively, left-wing apologist for the homosexual lobby. The guys that run that site are gay. So, they are gay boys. You are clearly uninformed.

          • Brucehenry


            Herddog a “reflexively left-wing” anything.

          • herddog505

            Thank you.

            “Left-wing” my a**… say something bad about my mother next…

          • MartinLandauCalrissian

            Not in general, no, but he is on apologizing for homosexuals if this thread is any indication.

          • herddog505

            Reflexively left-wing???

            This is almost as bizarre as the time I was called a n*gger (I’m about as white as they come).

            Anyway, there’s nothing reflexively left wing about being offended by calling people “gay boys” when (A) it’s pretty clearly meant in an offensive manner and (B) their preference has nothing to do with the matter at hand.

          • Brucehenry

            Martin read the phrase “reflexively left wing” on one of his favorite sites and has been waiting for a chance to use it himself.