Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a little out of the ordinary, but still another stellar success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

March 26, 2013: Brides pose for photos before a mass wedding ceremony at the Museum of the Republic in Brasilia, Brazil, on March 23. Seventy-eight couples participated.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (David Robertson) – “Virgins in Heaven have an excellent view of the Islamic terrorists in Hell.

2) (Proof) – “The reality show “Bungee Brides” never really took off, but not for lack of participants.

3) (John H) – “Down low in the ship, to the monotonous beat of the drum, the grooms start to row.

4) (Greg Wood) – “Frustrated wives of Wizbang writers tired of trying to get their husbands’ attention. Decide to marry each other instead.

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Will make one heck of a wedding night video. Film at 11!

6) (Rodney Dill) – “All men need to do is build the other half of the bridge of communication…. Cha! and monkeys might fly out my butt.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Wonder who the husband is? I thought it took government to screw that many people!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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