Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a little out of the ordinary, but still another stellar success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

March 26, 2013: Brides pose for photos before a mass wedding ceremony at the Museum of the Republic in Brasilia, Brazil, on March 23. Seventy-eight couples participated.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (David Robertson) – “Virgins in Heaven have an excellent view of the Islamic terrorists in Hell.

2) (Proof) – “The reality show “Bungee Brides” never really took off, but not for lack of participants.

3) (John H) – “Down low in the ship, to the monotonous beat of the drum, the grooms start to row.

4) (Greg Wood) – “Frustrated wives of Wizbang writers tired of trying to get their husbands’ attention. Decide to marry each other instead.

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Will make one heck of a wedding night video. Film at 11!

6) (Rodney Dill) – “All men need to do is build the other half of the bridge of communication…. Cha! and monkeys might fly out my butt.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Wonder who the husband is? I thought it took government to screw that many people!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Thank’s Kevin.

  • Paul Hooson

    I sort of liked David Robertson’s insult to the Islamic terrorists. He probably expressed how a lot of us feel right now….pretty indignant at all the mayhem they caused. – Strangely, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looks a little bit like a young Bob Dylan. And likely, after his throat injury, he may now sound like him now as well….BTW, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, that’s too many consonants in one name. That should be a criminal charge right there!
    Greg Wood managed to pull off a pretty good bit of self-deprecating humor poking fun at the Wizbang network. That was a pretty good bit of humor for some old guys who spend way too much time writing and not enough attention to the women around them. Don’t forget your ladies at home, guys! They miss those hugs and kisses!
    Rodney Dill is always very clever. But, he left me with this awful image of those flying monkeys from the Wizard Of Oz flying out of his butt. Gee, thanks for that image Rodney! I really needed that!
    Fustian, always brilliant as well, managed to capture part of the frustration we all feel with government pretty good here.
    I didn’t feel like I had much mojo magic this week, but the absurdly exaggerated sexual image I conjured up with my quip is an interesting image to ponder. What if Cecil B. Demill would have made adult movies? You can only dream….
    Thanks Kevin and fellows for giving everyone a welcome comedy break this week. We all really needed it after so much roller coaster traumatic news to deal with. Emotionally this week was an awful lot to take in.

    • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looks a little bit like a young Bob Dylan

      …or Donovan… or Arlo Guthrie.

      But, he left me with this awful image of those flying monkeys from the Wizard Of Oz flying out of his butt

      …actually the second part of my caption comes from Mike Myers (Wayne’s World). It doesn’t actually refer to flying monkeys, but I’m glad something can disturb you. 🙂
      Actually Kevin managed to pick one of my captions that I favored as well this week.

      • Paul Hooson

        You’re sure right about that Arlo Guthrie and Donovan look as well. He seems to capture the look of all three, Dylan, Guthrie and Donovan.
        You sure had a lot of good captions this week Rodney. You always do, still there’s those oldtimers like myself that still miss those old days of “teabagging” jokes, etc. like those days of old. There’s nothing like spending a lazy sunny Sunday afternoon on your front porch with friends with your dog resting at your feet, enjoying a good old classic Wizbang caption contest laced with a good “teabagging” joke over a cold glass of lemonade. But, now we have to content ourselves with jokes about terrorists who have so many consonants in their names that they’re downright scary. Funny how the terrorists have changed our world in one week. But, if we can’t joke about fuzzy haired terrorists who look like Arlo Guthrie, well, then the terrorists have won!
        Well, when Dzhokhar Tsarnaev releases his first record album, I’m not buying it….mainly because I can’t even pronounce that name….
        BTW, that boat that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was captured in now becomes the most famous wrecked boat since the S.S. Minnow.

        • I’m wondering how long it will be before someone realized Dzhokar might sound similar to the “Joker” and overlay the Heath Ledger ‘Joker’ face make up over Dzhokar’s face.

    • Greg Wood

      Heh. Mrs. Wood used to be a blogwidow, and then I discovered that my nights were getting, oh, lonely. Cheers!

  • fustian24

    It’s a strange week in which you can take Reader’s Choice with 4 votes.

    Was there something interesting in the news I missed?