Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama views student projects created on laptops during a tour at Mooresville Middle School in Mooresville, N.C., June 6, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Paul Hooson

    “See kids, this is Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling. During the off season, he’d often throw in the walls for free…”.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    “With my teleprompter the text scrolls so I don’t have to use my fingers to help me read.”

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    As with any Obama situation, there’s always a greenie lurking.

  • 914

    “You see kids.. It’s almost like I’m reaching into your rooms 24/7 to keep you safe! I am Barack the benevolent..”

  • Paul Hooson

    “This is the new presidential donk limo when it gets back from the shop…”.

  • 914

    “As for you and your house kids, you will serve the BORG!”

  • stan25

    Now we will go into how to steal all of the money from the “Rich”

  • RestlessLegs

    I did it, and you can, too. Type your name here. Look at that! You now have a diploma from Columbia University!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Look kids, that cat was the evil leader of the Furred Reich during WWII…That’s your history lesson for today”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “This here kids is how Webster’s Dictionary Online defines impeachment…”.

  • retired.military

    Obama “see this proves your parents emailed the principal about your behavior in school”

  • retired.military

    Obama “see they have no devised a teleprompter which is plugged directly into my brain so I dont need a screen anymore”

  • retired.military

    Kid “See the 2nd amendment says the right to bear arms”
    Obama “You cant believe everything you see on the internet”

  • retired.military

    Obama “See the curriculum right here talks about the joys of fisting”

  • fustian24

    Now we know why Obama doesn’t use a computer or a cellphone.

  • retired.military

    Boy “see right here it shows you that 1 + 1 = 2.”
    Obama “well addition is harder than subtraction”

  • westcoastwiser

    Just push that button right there and it will take your $10,000 donation for your photo op with me 🙂

  • BluesHarper

    “Look, there they go poking fun at me again in that Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™”

  • Wild_Willie

    “Is this a teleprompter?”

  • Greg Wood

    So you’re saying I should have the IRS manage health care, NSA manage the FCC, and Homeland Security should weed the Rose Garden? That’s… that’s BRILLIANT!

  • retired.military

    Obama “I am just checking the NSA database. My aide says he emailed my speech to me”

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  • stan25

    Obama: Let me show you how to make a phony Certificate of Live Birth document.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Absolutely everything in the entire world is in here. Except my school records…

  • retired.military

    Obama “see hit this button and you can donate your college fund to my campaign fund”

  • “No we don’t use the internet to spy on American people…. but your mom is HOT!”

  • guido81_MA

    A virus deleted your hard drive, but don’t worry, I’m sure it’s backed up…..VERY SURE INDEED!

  • guido81_MA

    Al Gore invented this here Internet. Joe Biden talks about how FDR used this here Internet to check the stock market in 1929. Bill Clinton uses this here Internet to watch porn. I use this here Internet to keep my enemi….er, I mean, to keep America’s enemies at bay.

  • guido81_MA

    Let me be clear, it was THIS YouTube video that caused the massacre at Benghazi.

  • RestlessLegs

    “I like this caption by ‘RestlessLegs.'”

  • See here, you will never reach the end of the Internet. . .It’s All About Me Me Me!

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    “See how that picture morphs from me to Nixon and back? And to think, people were trying to compare me with Carter.”

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    “So, as you can see, if someone says ‘he must have pictures’ they are absolutely correct.”

  • fustian24

    I think we know now why Rodney Dill gets audited every year.

  • Not wanting to do it himself, Captain Kirk sent two nameless, red-shirt wearing crewmen to confront the creature that destroyed America. As usual, they were never seen again.

  • Is……that Waldo??

  • Adam reaches out for his god.

  • “Scroll to the bottom, I want to see Paul Hooson’s jokes.”

    • Paul Hooson

      That’s where they usually end up. A lot of people hate me and my jokes. ….I must be doing something right to offend that many people. Just doing the Lord’s work I guess….

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