Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Former President George H. W. Bush and former First Lady Barbara Bush present President Barack Obama with a pair of socks in the Map Room of the White House, July 15, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • fustian24

    The Bush’s laugh uncontrollably when Obama tries to make the case that his healthcare bill will help them.

  • fustian24

    Barack is beginning to realize they’re laughing at him and not with him.

  • Bush 41 still stands taller than Obama!

  • DanMelson

    No my socks don’t match. I figured with how hard they were ignoring the mismatch between what you promised and what you did, they’d let me slide

  • RestlessLegs

    If I had a classy wife, she’d look like Barbara.

  • sarahconnor2

    “Look at that, Barack. My son’s more popular than you now! Hey, even Carter is!”

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  • Shawn

    “I’m told George H. W. Bush, former President, is here. Stand up George, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal”

    – Obama channels his inner Biden.

  • RadiCalMan

    GHWB – “Read my lips…No New Taxes!”

    BHO – “Read my Obamacare Bill…No More Wheelchairs for you!”

  • David F. Baskwill

    O’Bumbles regales the Bush’s with his “Thousand Points of Darkness” speech.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Read my lips. Way more taxes.

  • David F. Baskwill

    H. W. “Look what O’bumbleCare has done for me.

  • The_Queen_of_France

    Good news, George! You *don’t* qualify for Obamacare!

  • Scorpion

    Your “Read my lips, no new taxes” quote was pretty good, George, but not as good as my “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” or even my “Your insurance premiums won’t go up” or my…..you get the idea.

  • Jon Conant

    “Just keep laughing for the cameras, George.”

    “Are you going to let me go after this?”

  • Paul Hooson

    Bush: “I’m sorry about Trayvon Martin?”

    Obama: “What? But, I’m sorry about Randy Travis.”

    Bush: “What?”

  • westcoastwiser

    Mr. President, let me show you my new personal teleprompter. Fits right in my pocket next to my concealed weapon – the Howdy Doody water pistol.

  • westcoastwiser

    Obama: Let me show you my new Android app. It gives everyone a chance to be a sniveling, spoiled, do-nothing president, and it’s only costs $0.99.

  • Retired military

    Bush SR. “so is it true that you finally passed up the high GDP point in my administration?”

  • Retired military

    One of these guys is so full of shit it is running out of his ears.
    The other is sitting in a wheelchair with a depends on.

  • Retired military

    Bush “My son was President too”
    Obama “If I had a son he would be dead by a crazy ass cracka”

  • westcoastwiser

    Somebody help me. Is that Michelle Obama or a White House maid in the background?

  • Retired military

    (idea and most of the text stolen from another site)
    Bush “what are you going to do about Hoffa over there complaining about Obamacare?”

    Obama ”

    Private Hoffa has dishonored himself and dishonored the
    platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed
    because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Hoffa the
    proper motivation!
    So, from now on, whenever Private Hoffa f*cks up, I will
    not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you
    owe me for one
    Obamacare crap sandwhich Now, get on your faces!

    [to Hoffa] Open your mouth!

    They’re paying for it, you eat it!

  • Retired military

    Obama “what would you do if Trayvon Martin were your son”

    Bush “well the first thing I would do is punch Barbara right in the mouth? What would you do?”
    Obama “tell him to duck”

  • Porkopolis

    The gift socks given to Obama by Bush were thigh-high; allowing the President to wade through all the bullshit his adminstration is generating.

  • Retired military

    Clint Eastwood’s new spaghetti western
    The wrinkled
    The toothless
    And the empty chair.

  • Retired military

    The man in the wheelchair meets the empty chair.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    A mismatched suit, and an empty suit.

  • EricSteel

    George H.W.Bush, “I’m just like Trayvon. I’ve got a bunch of white guys with guns following me everywhere.”

  • RestlessLegs

    So, have you heard the one about the post-racial president?

  • It’s called a Wookie alert necklace, Mr. President…..comes with a poison pill for you.

  • Cary Antebi

    “It’s good to be back in the Oval office. In fact, at my age, it’s good to be anywhere.”

  • Cary Antebi

    You think my socks are weird…you should see my wife’s panties.

    • Scorpion

      You might as well. John Adams and Thomas Jefferson did.

  • Cary Antebi

    “Your pulling my leg. She’s really your wife and not your mother?

    • Paul Hooson

      Your jokes are great. I like your sense of humor. Good stuff, Cary!

  • Cary Antebi

    “It’s nice of you to invite me to the White house. My son never did in eight years.

  • Vagabond661

    Obama: “The last time I saw socks like that they were sticking out from under a house.”

  • fustian24

    And Barry, if I could crap a Commie, he’d look just like you.

  • fustian24

    Barry, I’ll tell you what to do with Helen Thomas. Have her stuffed and mounted. Put her in the White House Press room up in the front row and every so often have her voice on tape saying: “Mr. President, I think the Jews should go back to Poland or Germany.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.