Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner glances at his wife, Huma Abedin, as she speaks during a news conference at the Gay Men's Health Crisis headquarters, Tuesday, July 23, 2013, in New York. The former congressman says he's not dropping out of the New York City mayoral race in light of newly revealed explicit online correspondence with a young woman. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – Huma: “As long as Hillary’s under the podium, I’m in.”

2) (fustian24) – “Anthony needs to catch on that Huma really gets off from public humiliation.

And, that’s why she’s been tipping off the press.

3) (David Robertson) – “Huma demonstrates how she responds to her husband’s affairs: by shutting her eyes. It is a technique that she learned from her boss, Hillary Clinton.

4) (David F. Baskwill) – “One has surreptitious sex with multiple other women and the other tweets.

5) (Porkopolis) – Huma thought bubble: “On second thought….I’ll keep the results of the paternity test in my back pocket until I really want to get back at him.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “Somehow I just don’t think this couple is going to make it as their generation’s “Bill and Hillary”. They have the basics down. He cheats and lies. She makes money in dubious ways and stands by her man, but it just doesn’t seem to have the same charm with the voters.

The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we honor two more excellent, if overlooked, caption:

(GarandFan) – “Actually, it’s quite small.

(Paul Hooson) – “After his newsconference, Anthony Weiner returned to his campaign headquarters to give a pep talk to his supporters….

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That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Wow! Thanks so much Kevin! I deeply love comedy writing, and the Weiner story really got the creative juices flowing…..The only problem is that Weiner creative juices DNA is a real son-of-a-bitch to clean up afterwards….A funny think about that Weiner Campaign headquarters….You stand in the 25cent movie arcade and your shoes stick to the floor worse than flypaper…..It’s like that “help me” scene from THE FLY…..Help Me!

  • Thanks Kevin and all!

  • Par4Course

    To Rodney and company: You may already be a Wiener!