Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama has lunch with former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on the patio outside the Oval Office, July 29, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Hillary: “I ain’t in no ways tired”
    Obama: “Please baby, I am not from Havana.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Barrack with Hillary. Bill with Michelle. That’s what happens when you put your limo keys in a bowl at a party.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know that the American taxpayer is picking up the check for this little get together.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Cut, cut, cut. I’m sorry but pearls and a neck tie just don’t read as casual.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Say, I heard from Nakoula the other day. He’s still in jail.
    Oh well, you can’t make an omelette with out breaking a few eggs. Speaking of which, can we get something better than this to eat.

  • yetanotherjohn

    At least all these “phony scandals” aren’t interfering with their breakfast.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Remember 2008? How can you say that race relations haven’t improved under Obama.

  • john1v6

    B: I wonder what the peasants are doing right now.

    H: What difference does it make?

  • BHO: “We sure hate America” hahahaha
    Hitlary: “Yea, what difference does it make now!” hahahaha

  • BHO: “We sure hate America” hahahaha
    Hitlary: “Yea, what difference does it make now!” hahahaha

  • GarandFan

    H!: So it’s true that your office staff refer to you as ‘Your Majesty’.

    O: Yeah, helps me keep perspective when I’m dealing with Congress.

  • GarandFan

    H!: So it’s true that your office staff refer to you as ‘Your Majesty’.

    O: Yeah, helps me keep perspective when I’m dealing with Congress.

  • westcoastwiser

    Neither one dares eat the crap Michelle insisted be served. When they were in college, you’d call it shit-on-a-shingle!

  • westcoastwiser

    Neither one dares eat the crap Michelle insisted be served. When they were in college, you’d call it shit-on-a-shingle!

  • This beer summit was a good idea, Hillary! I never should have said you “acted stupidly” over Benghazi!

  • westcoastwiser

    Hill: How do you like my new hairdo? Now that I’m not SoS I don’t have to look like a hag and witch!

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  • EricSteel

    President Obama and Hilary Clinton take a break from their weekly strip poker game, for some lunch. Today Hillary not only won the President’s jacket, but she’s wearing the pants too.

  • Joe_Miller

    I like not doing a goddamned thing. Don’t you like not doing a goddamned thing?

  • fustian24

    One’s a corrupt, ineffectual, immoral, left-wing piece of crap, and, oh hell, they both are.

  • fustian24

    I think we’re guaranteed there is no physical relationship going on here.

    You can take that one to the bank.

  • fustian24

    It’s the morning after the Benghazi attack, and they’re remarking on what a good night’s sleep they both had.

  • fustian24

    I’m not sure “phony scandals” has quite the staying power of “vast right-wing conspiracy”, but it’s still doing the job I think.

  • fustian24

    These two don’t have enough integrity between them to plug up a mosquito’s ass.

  • fustian24

    This is what you call a black hole for competence.

  • fustian24

    This is what you call a black hole for competence.

  • fustian24

    Weiner was invited, but was worried this might ruin his carefully crafted image.

  • fustian24

    Hillary’s smiling because Huma is under the table.

    Barack is smiling because Biden’s down there with her.

  • fustian24

    Whenever these two smile, the Constitution is crying.

  • fustian24

    Barry and Hill chuckle about the diet of out of work citizens…

    “Let them eat cake!”

  • fustian24

    And there is ANOTHER democrat sexual abuser of women…on the right.

  • fustian24

    Both Barry and Hill agree that porking the staff is far safer than texting strangers.

    You always want to make sure that your horizontal refreshment is on payroll.

  • Porkopolis

    Keep your friends close, and your lying–throw-you-under-the-bus-in-a-New-York-minute-Benghazi-inept-look-the-other-way-while-her-husband-does-the-intern-power-hungry-Secretary of State even closer.

  • Retired military

    A bitch and a witch

  • Retired military

    Some people cant wait until the official auditions for the remake of dumb and dumber.

  • Retired military

    Hillary “And then I got McCain to say he would support me”
    Obama “He is such a tool.”

  • Olsoljer

    OBAMA: We are building a massive home in Indonesia.
    HILLIARY: We bought a small island off South Vietnam and remodeled a large French villa.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Failure(s) to L(a)unch.

  • Vagabond661

    Hillary: “How about Maxine Waters as my VP and Anthony Weiner to head up the NSA?”

    Obama: “Still won’t top Biden and Holder. HAHAHAHAHAHA.”

    Hillary: “HAHAHAHAHA”

  • David F. Baskwill

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.