Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners for last weeks contest and this week will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • America’s message to Obama: “Get the flock outta here.”

  • Rick Adams

    Drones. Drones everywhere.

  • Paul Hooson

    George Zimmer: “You’re going to look like bird shit in this suit. I guarantee it!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    I hear that new Gus Van Sant remake of THE BIRDS isn’t very good.

  • Paul Hooson

    Soon, both the birds and the jobs will go South for the Winter….

  • sarahconnor2

    If this were a Disney movie, those birds would be chirping “The Imperial March”.

  • Paul Hooson

    I hear that new Disney movie isn’t very. Bad casting….

  • Paul Hooson

    I’m not sure why they didn’t cast Morgan Freeman as the president in that new Disney movie? He’s at least convincing as president….

  • Paul Hooson

    I wonder if that new Booson dog is a bird hunter?

  • fustian24

    All the Nobel Peace Prize winners have the dove escort.

  • RadiCalMan

    “Where’s that Marine with the umbrella when you need him!”

  • Hank_M

    The birdman of scandal land

  • Paul Hooson

    Bird 1: “Hey, did you hear about the dyslexic Viking?”

    Bird 2: “No?”

    Bird 1: “Well, first he burns the place, then he pillages it….”

  • RadiCalMan

    “Come on guys! Let’s slip the surly bonds of Earth and get away from this madhouse.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Bird 1: “Hey, there’s not much here .”

    Bird 2: “Ok.’

    Bird 3: “Let’s go to TRADER JOE’S. A lot of what they sell should be thrown out…”

  • RadiCalMan

    This presidency is for the birds!

  • Paul Hooson

    Bird One: “Gee, this remake of THE BIRDS is really bad.”

    Bird Two: “Yeah, worst than Ben Affleck as BATMAN….”

    • Guest

      CHAD (Bono) & (Ron) JEREMY

  • LiberalNightmare

    Deprived of NSA and IRS intelligence to monitor his foes, Obama turns to Varys, from the Game of Thrones for inspiration, and creates a network of ‘little birds’ to gather information.

  • Retired military

    At last Obama has a meeting with his intellectual equals.

  • Retired military

    Headline MSNBC news
    President Obama survived an aerial attack at the White House today. The three white attackers are thought to be members of a racist fringe element of the audobon society..

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think this administration is going to the birds.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Consulting the Augury, birds flying from left to right mean 3 1/2 years of continuing economic doldrums.

  • 914

    Sparrow’s to Barry: “Your going the wrong way Bird brain!”

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, let’s get the peck’er head!

  • 914

    Three flew over a Cuckoos nest!!

  • 914


  • Porkopolis

    Four Swallows and O So Hollow

  • The_Queen_of_France

    Obama singing:

    “Why do birds
    Suddenly appear?
    Every time
    I’m out here?
    Just like thee*,
    They want to be
    Close to Me”

    (* Had to make it rhyme. My apologies to Karen Carpenter)

  • twolaneflash

    Once, we were eagles. Now, we are sparrows.

  • sarahconnor2

    Bird thought bubble:
    “If I had a human son with my brain capacity, it would look like Obama.”

  • westcoastwiser

    A flock of attack swallows are about to carry away this air-head.

  • If Obama had a bird, it would look like America’s middle finger. (the sparrows are just incidental)

  • Tanuki Man

    C’mon guys! One of us has *got* to be able to figure out how to poop on him. Since there’s no way he’s getting a statue, it’s our only chance!

  • Paul Hooson

    Director Gus Van Sant would like to take this opportunity to apologize in advance for this simply horrid and wholly insensitive re-enactment of that King Kong and flying bi-winged airplanes Empire State Building scene from his upcoming movie. – Sorry…

  • Cary Antebi

    The Air Force Thunderbirds just aren’t what they used to be.

  • RA_H

    Even the early birds don’t want this worm…

  • RA_H

    Obama – The early worm is for the birds…..that’s why I get up at noon

  • westcoastwiser

    Birds: Chirp, chirp, chirp… Obama: chirp, chirp, chirp… ah, they speak a common language and we don’t know what either is saying…

  • Simon Houston

    Let’s see, four doves for peace! What is happening then in Iraq, Afghanistan,
    Egypt, and Syria? The hawks of war are upon us, I’m afraid.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.