Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • RestlessLegs

    Impressive. How’d he get those past Michelle?

  • Porkopolis

    History teacher in 2113 describing scene to classroom full of students:

    100 years ago, this iconic picture captured the essence of the financial bankruptcy our nation had after its moral bankruptcy…Let the Hunger Games begin!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Everybody likes the guy who brings muffins to the morning meeting … well usually.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the democratic presidential nominee for 2016.

  • westcoastwiser

    I know this is redundant, but they’re all laughing AT Biden, not with him.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Biden didn’t bake those muffins.

  • Retired military

    Biden “where is the tea party I keep hearing about. I brought some snacks”

  • Retired military

    Biden collects up the balls that the RINOs used to stand up to the tea party with.

  • Retired military

    Federal workers applaud the breakfast delivery man.

  • Retired military

    Biden practices for his role in the Hillary administration.

  • RadiCalMan

    Which do you prefer? The man or the muffin?

  • RadiCalMan

    If Joe doesn’t bring the muffins in the morning, they won’t let him in the White House.

  • RadiCalMan

    Joe Beiden, being the most non-essential Federal Employee for decades, had plenty of time to bake a big batch of muffins while he was on furlough.

  • RestlessLegs

    Anyone think he DIDN’T put these on the taxpayers’ tab?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Stud Muffin

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do you know the muffin man?

  • yetanotherjohn

    99 muffins … I wonder which senator doesn’t get one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    There may be no free lunch, but with Biden you get a free breakfast

  • yetanotherjohn

    How to make the most out of a job not worth a warm bucket of spit.

  • Par4Course

    Vice President Biden salutes our brave men and women in blue.

    • westcoastwiser

      He’s never raised his greedy hands above his wallet.

  • texasvet65

    See folks, I have them right here. so the waiting line to sign up for ACA at healthcare.gov will start where I set the subsidies down.

  • texasvet65

    Freebies for all the ObamaCare enrollees!

  • You should never put all your eggs in one basket case.

  • Dale Dawson

    Being VP is a very demanding job but, dammit, SOMEBODY’S got to do it.

  • Paul Hooson

    A man well qualified to stand in the same shoes as Dan Qualye….

    • westcoastwiser

      Or Curly, Larry and Moe.

  • Paul Hooson

    Some men do the work of two men…..both Laurel and Hardy….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was a muffin
    He hung around until you found
    That he didn’t know nuthin’
    Girl you thought he was a man
    But he was only a-puffin’
    No cries was heard in the night
    As a result of him stuffin’

  • yetanotherjohn

    A brain is a terrible thing to waste.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Julia’s in the kitchen with Biden.

  • Staffers congratulate Joe on getting it right this time. The first time, he brought ‘meadow muffins’.

  • Paul Hooson

    Things could be worse….he could be a used car dealer and/or a strip club owner…most people think those guys are worse…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama’s first executive decision was to make this man vice-president

  • westcoastwiser

    So, I went to this restaurant and all they offered were Sloppy Joe’s, and look who delivered them.