Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Whizzer….

2) (Greg Wood) – “Members of the Amalgamated Santas Service Local 666 wait to meet with their Obamacare navigator, their union having earlier failed to wrangle a waiver from the administration.

3) (Pretzel__Logic and Rodney Dill) – “Santa Pause

4) (DanMelson) – “Bad little boys and girls get coal

But for Barack Obama, Santa had to set his helpers to creating something special,

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I never did like the idea of a Dr. Who Christmas special.

6) (Proof) – “All right! Who put the Ex-lax in the milk and cookies??

The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more of Rodney’s excellent captions from this weekend:

(Rodney Dill) – “
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Obama Care gave to me
12 Congressional inquiries
11 th hour apologies
10 claims denied
9 navigators scamming
8 condom boxes
7 forms to fill out
6 hours ER waiting
5 Death Panels
4 web site crashes
3 different bills
2 doctors fleeing
…and a Porta John drug test for me.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

About those seven million ObamaCare signups
So why would somebody bring a gun to a school?
  • fustian24

    Rodney gets THREE wins?

    That’s just not fair to the rest of us. We slave over captions. We try so hard.

    And Rodney just hogs everything.

    Heck, he’s probably got insurance too.

    • Paul Hooson

      You know what they say, Fustian….That photo caption mistress, she’s a cruel taskmaster…You try and try to satisfy her every demands….but, she’s never satisfied….never satisfied….Look at my jokes this week that fell short, I only managed to piss off more folks than I amused….But, who ever said that doing the work of the Lord here has it’s rewards here on Earth….I never expected that being the fake Santa bathroom joke king would be any easier than being the king of housefire jokes with a terrible ethnic stereotype punchline either. You forever have my praise as the king of teabagging Wookie Dennis Rodman jokes. No one can ever take your crown….No one…

    • he’s probably got insurance too.

      Yep, the employer subsidized variety.

      • fustian24

        Under Obamacare, young, vigorous, caption-rich individuals like Rodney will be required to join federal caption exchanges. Old washed-up caption writers like myself and Paul will be able to draw on the federal exchanges to give us better caption contest outcomes.

        After all, winning caption contests is a human right guaranteed by the Constitution somewhere (maybe the Commerce Clause?).

        • I thought the government was already handing out free ObamaCaptions

    • jim_m

      He only got two wins. Some of us can’t count.

      • fustian24

        Well, 2 1/2 then depending on how you count #3.

  • Paul Hooson

    Congrats to Rodney who did #1, #2 and strangely, #3.

    • If I’d done #2 all those Santa’s would be standing in a different line.

      • Paul Hooson

        Well, true….

  • Thanks Kevin, and all.