Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on December 20, 2013.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    …When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight grimy pit bulls.

    With a little old driver, so jivin’ and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be St Slick.
    More rapid than beagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

    “Now Martin! now, Malcolm! now, Louis, Obama!
    On, Jesse! On, Sharpton! on, Eldridge, Mandela!
    To the top of the porch! fangs showing to mall!
    Now gnash away! gnash away! gnash away all!”

  • GarandFan

    ‘…don we now our gay apparel……’

  • westcoastwiser

    I gotta get this damn beard on so I can appear on Duck Dynasty…

  • Par4Course

    “If you like your white Santa, you can keep your white Santa, period.” – NOT!

  • westcoastwiser

    Gotta hurry… I’m supposed to visit Harry Reid in the hospital.

  • westcoastwiser

    They tell me I have to dress like this just to get into the White House.

  • westcoastwiser

    You otta see what they make me wear on New Years Eve.

  • Retired military

    Chico and his clan called to have Santa arrested when he showed up at his own house at the North Pole.

  • Retired military

    Breaking NY TIMES: Times square Santa arrested for having too many Ho Ho Hos.

  • Retired military

    NY Times : Obama dresses up as Santa for the WH “holiday” party
    PPP, Quinepac, Rasmussen: Santa’s poll numbers plummet.

  • Retired military

    Dateline : Dec 26, 2013
    Epidemic of theft of big screen TVs reported.

  • LiberalNightmare

    Black-Face Santa senses that his time has come.

  • Vagabond661

    Where are all the white women?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Papa has a brand new bag”( Google Translation into language White people can understand)Looks like that Mandella memorial fake sign language interpreter has himself a new gig as Santa delivering toys….

  • Paul Hooson

    “Papa has a brand new bag”( Google Translation into language White people can understand)Looks like that Mandella memorial fake sign language interpreter has himself a new gig as Santa delivering toys….

  • Paul Hooson

    “Luke….join me on the dark side….”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Obama? Your mama…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Bitch…Get your ass in this sleigh…Damn right, damn right…”

  • Paul Hooson

    A White husband is having trouble satisfying his wife in bed, so he writes a letter to Black Santa asking for helping. Black Santa writes back that his method is all wrong and he needs to ease in and out, in and out, in and out. He claims this method drives Mrs. Claus crazy in bed. So the husband tries the new method with his wife, but she seems shocked. “What are you doing? You screw like Black Santa…”

  • Pretzel__Logic

    One of the few middle aged men that doesn’t watch Fox News.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Black Peter strikes Gold with the US’s political correctness. Finally, the big time.

  • westcoastwiser

    Outa here, man, I gotta get changed so I can do an Obamacare promo video!

  • Porkopolis

    Santa:

    Just back from the mine getting me a whole load of coal for those mischevious Wizbangers!

  • 914

    Looks kinda racist!

  • westcoastwiser

    He went to Jos. A. Bank for one of their 3 for 1 suit sales and one of the free suits was this Santa suit.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Obama’s new Winter Solstice Czar balked at the addition of the Duck Dynasty style beard.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh crap, I thought those Samuel L. Jackson credit card ads were bad enough. But, now he’s playing Santa for some Christmas money!”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.