Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Where my Ho, Ho, Ho’s be at?

2) (fustian24) – “More rapid than eagles his fly girls they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name:
‘Now, Ebony! Now, Precious! Now, Aliyah, and Vixen!
On, Vaniqua! On, Joynisha! On, Dashondra and Quanisha!’

3) (The_Weege_99) – “Damn straight Megyn’s getting a sackful of coal.

4) (Par4Course) – “If you like your white Santa, you can keep your white Santa, period.!” – NOT

5) (Pretzel__Logic) – “It’s Twooo It’s Twooo

6) (EricSteel) – “Chrisamas has been bery bery good to me!

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Paul Hooson) – “They say that Santa is a bad mother fu,,,,
Shut your mouth…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


Posted by on December 23, 2013.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Paul Hooson

    I have to give a lot of my credit to Isaac Hayes here for being just about the coolest Philly DJ of all time and making this catch phrase from SHAFT so popular. In later years, he voiced that popular character, Chef, from SOUTH PARK. He was above all a good sport that would have gotten a hearty laugh from my use of his popular catch phrase.- Thank you Kevin and Wizbang readers for finding a smile in this great catch phrase put to this funny photo. – A very Merry Christmas to everyone here, with no lumps of coal for anyone….

  • guido81_MA

    Yay! Merry Christmas everybody!

  • LiberalNightmare

    #2 is classic

    • fustian24

      Thank you!

      I was just channeling Rodney.

  • Pretzel__Logic