Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • Porkopolis

    Michelle Obama thought bubble:

    Blah…Blah…Blah..BlahBlah…The intern that forgot to pack the teleprompter is so fired!

  • Retired military

    Obama ” My fellow Keny…Americans, My fellow Americans”

  • Retired military

    Obama announces another unexpected delay of implementing Obamacare.

  • Retired military

    Obama “and just think. If we had caved into the republicans on delaying Obamacare why we wouldn’t be talking about how much better the website is doing today”

  • Retired military

    Microphone in hand – Check
    Mouth open – Check
    Staring at the teleprompter – check
    Everything is okay in Obamaland.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “7A”

  • Dale Dawson

    A woman’s glare says it all. Michelle’s body language says, “Barry, you are SO full of it.” Nobody any longer
    believes you but YOU.

    Dale Dawson
    ON TARGET NEWS
    http://www.ontargetnews.com

  • 914

    “I don’t always use my translator but when I do he’s as transparent as Me!! “

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Some people think Michelle overreacted to the selfie I took with the Prime Minister of Denmark, but I want you to know, I’ve always sung soprano!

  • RDOwens

    “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really sorry for my country.”

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    I see DoD people.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ebony and Irony, come together for the presidency
    Side by side in the White House oh lord why don’t we

  • yetanotherjohn

    As part of my New Years resolution I am coming clean about all my lies.
    I’ve already told you I lied about keeping your insurance.
    Last night, I told Michelle about cheating on her with Hillary.
    Today, I want to admit to the pentagon I was smoking crack during benghazi and that was why I didn’t send troops to defend Americans.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody’s not getting some tonight.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Federal Government is infested with republicans. I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to my cabinet as being members of the Republican Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the Federal Government.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama returns from Tehran and declares that he has in his hand a piece of paper signed by somebody whose name he can’t pronounce and that this means peace in our time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I appreciate a good joke as much as anyone, but who put “Resign” in the suggestion box?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama waived a blank piece of paper with all of his administration’s accomplishments for the first five years.

    • westcoastwiser

      that’s toilet paper; he’s asking where the head is…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama gives a speech defending his lame duck presidency to Pearl Harbor survivors: “What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until I decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Michelle protects the family jewels … you didn’t think Obama had a pair did you?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor white child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Hawaii…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Military enlistments are down after Obama definitively promises never to go with Russia, China, Iran and North Korea at the same time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama waives his resume to convince the military to take him seriously as Commander and Chief.

    • westcoastwiser

      that’s his rejection letter…

  • yetanotherjohn

    POTUS and PISSEDATUS

  • yetanotherjohn

    Unfortunately, the Obama’s talent show comedy routine failed to win.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Turns out Michelle’s “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert” wasn’t so much a party as the lamest #gettalking yet.

  • westcoastwiser

    OK, everybody sing along with me: “when this crap hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that means you love me…”

  • RadiCalMan

    “I’ve grown accustomed to your booty, baby.”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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