Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success with many excellent captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Scorpion) – “I’m dreaming of a white Danish, er Christmas

2) (pork chop) – “All I said was if you like your fat ass you can keep your fat ass. Period.

3) (sarahconnor2) – “Okay, maybe I lied about keeping your insurance. But this is the honest truth-I did not have sex with this woman.

4) (cathymv) – “Take my wife… please….

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Everyone likes a hot Danish….

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “I appreciate a good joke as much as anyone, but who put “Resign” in the suggestion box?

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Rodney Kjell) – “I have here in my hand a list of all those millions of people who have successfully signed up for the Affordable Care Act.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


Posted by on December 30, 2013.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you everyone! A crappy presidency inspired a comparatively crappy joke from me. BTW, you know what they say about shticks & stones….

  • sarahconnor2

    Thanks, Kevin!

  • Scorpion

    Thanks guys. There were great entries.=D

  • yetanotherjohn

    If only he would take suggestions.

  • cathymv

    Hey, I got #4… with a classic!! :) but I have to say.. Scorpion deserved #1 for sure!!!